Author: Antifrance <antifrance@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: What the hell is this NG about anyways?
Date: 1999/11/21
Message-ID: <8186is$nat$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
In article <19991120235632.14028.00000505@ng-bd1.aol.com>,
ultrazoom1@aol.com (ULTRA Zoom1) wrote:
> Now get down and lick the mud from my boots or I'll
> crack you open like a nut.
[PFC Dillon activates Drill Sergeant ModeTM]
WHAT DID YOU SAY, SOLDIER? Private, you better stand at
Parade-Rest for Mortis! I'll have you doing cannon cockers
till the crack of dawn! In fact, just go ahead and get
down. Front Leaning Rest Position.... move!
Down............ up!
Down............ up!
Down............ up!
Down............ up!
Position of attention.... move!
Not fast enough, goddammit! Get back down! Still not fast
enough! Get back up! Down! Up! Down! Up!
Now, I'm going to walk into this building, and when I step
out the back door, your ass better be there! DON'T STEP ON
THE GRASS, EITHER!
Not fast enough! The flutter kick! Start position, move!
One, two, three... One, two, three... One, two, three...
Stop! Roll left! Roll right! Now do some pushups!
Downupdownupdownupdownupdownup! Get up!
Soldier, you're moving like pond water! Get back down!
What, are you tired or something? Are you tired, private?
Run back to the front!
Are you eyeballin' me, soldier? Maybe you'd like to do some
military presses? Start position, move!
One, two, three... One, two, three... One, two, three...
Position of attention, move! Now fall out for chow!
---
Brendan Dillon (aka BlackOps),
General Purpose God
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Gore looks a lot like the Y2K Bug."
- Cronan Thompson
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