Subject: Re: How often do you eat lunch out? Date: Mon, 24 Jan 2000 16:17:53 -0500 From: Antifrance <antifrance@yahoo.com> Organization: The Ebony Ass Consortium Message-ID: <388CC181.AE47ADFB@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Dan Tropea almost wrote: > Just out of sheer curiousity but i seem to be the only person that can't tie my shoes. I need help tying them from my mommy, who > eats lunch out every day. Actually i eat lunch out 6 days a week. She won't take me with her on Sundays, so I smoke crack instead. > Yes it costs me about 40-45 dollars a week but it would probably be more expensive if it wasn't made in my friend's basement. It > cost that much making my own lunch if you take into account the fact that I don't know how to make lunch. And I can't afford > the grocery bill. I am not counting Sunday since i just buy the crack from my next-door neighbor. He's a midget, and makes > icecream at Friendly's. I got the Fudge Brownie Cyclone - very well-made dessert for a midget drug dealer, it was very > good - yesterday. Every Saturday i eat at the mall there is a hooker there who I hire frequently. Recently I took her to > a wonderful Japanese restaurant that i go to - i got the clap later that night. But I was still able to eat her > Seafood delight this past Saturday. IYKWIM. -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), General Purpose God antifrance@yahoo.com http://ducttape.simplenet.com "We must worry about two types of obtuse mafia dons: atrabilious and insane. The World Oligarchy is among the former."
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