Writings of the Duct Tape Avenger

• A Story About Penguins -- A delusional romp through secret assassin societies and the United Nations.
   

• How I Learned to Swim -- How the world was nearly conquered by the Marianas Trench.
   

• Who Is Franz Jiminez? -- The introduction to the world's greatest superhero-billionaire.
   

• Franz Jiminez #1: The Genetic Bait and Switch -- Franz Jiminez faces a crisis of conscience.
   

• A Conspiracy Theorist's Daydream -- What really happened to Elvis and Tupac.
   

• The Mustang -- Co-written with Wayland Phillips. A three-part story featuring The World Oligarchy.
   

• The Streak at Night Saga -- A series of comics, inspired by the Avenger's experiences in the U.S. Army National Guard.
   

• Top 15 Horrors of Modern Warfare -- Written while bored in Bagram, Afghanistan.
   

• Top Ten Things to Do in Bagram Air Base on a Sunday -- Ways for a deployed soldier to fight boredom.
   

• The Duct Tape Avenger's Usenet Archive -- Wackylaces, song parodies, and other writings from Usenet.