To: "True Religion" <truereligion@yahoogroups.com> From: "Brendan Dillon" <antifrance@yahoo.com> Date: Sat, 7 Dec 2002 21:02:25 -0800 (PST) Subject: [True Religion] The time of rocking out is upon us. Sympathy for the Prime Minister -- by Brendan Dillon (To the tune of "Sympathy for the Devil" by The Rolling Stones) Based on the "Hail to the Oligarchy" Trilogy http://www.holyducttape.com/hail/ Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a few long terms, gave the Oligarchy chase I was around when Dave Matthews had his moment of doubt and pain Made damn sure that Morisette loaded him into the plane Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game Stuck around Detroit, Michigan when I saw it was a time for a change Sent the Mounties from Windsor town, hoping that supreme I'd reign I flew a jet, made Parisiens sweat When the Resistance called and I made my threat Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game I planned my coup while Andorra flew 'Cross the deep blue sea to attack Raleigh I told de Guerre to launch the Québeçois Said to conquer Earth, bring Canada glory Let me please introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste And in the ring I met MacLeod, for a game I call "décapitez" Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game Just as each Prophet is a Windows fan, and all AOLers, brains As heads is tails, just call me Chrétien, 'Cause I'm in need of some restraint So if you meet me, have some courtesy Have some sympathy, and some taste Use all your well learned politesse Or I'll eat you with mayonnaise Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game ===== Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), | antifrance@yahoo.com GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://www.holyducttape.com "I don't believe in Canada." -Ozzy Osbourne
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