From: Brendan Dillon <antifrance@yahoo.com> 
Date: Sun Sep 8, 2002 9:21 pm
Subject: Oligarchy Capitol targeted by Canadian bank


Loyal Oligarchy citizens, I have terrible news. The capitol of
the Oligarchy, Raleigh, North Carolina, is being invaded by
Canadian banking forces. As some of you may know, Centura, a
banking chain local to the southeastern United States, was
recently purchased by the Royal Bank of Canada and renamed RBC
Centura. RBC aims to convert the states closest to our base of
power into the Canadian economy, one customer at a time. If they
are not stopped, we may find ourselves getting Loonies and
Toonies for change at the store before you even know it.

But it doesn't stop there. Recently, the Entertainment and Sports
Arena of Raleigh has been seeking a corporate sponsor, in return
for which they will grant naming rights. RBC Centura is currently
the top bidder, and the odds are great that the ESA will soon be
known as the RBC Center. I considered making a competing offer in
the name of the Oligarchy, but my current funds of $17.64 and a
coupon for Taco Bell just wasn't going to cut it.

Putting a professional hockey team in the ESA was bad enough, but
this insult to the Oligarchy is one step too far. Furthermore, as
an NC State University student, the last thing I want is to see
the Wolfpack taking on its foes in the Royal Bank of Canada
Center. This blatant Canadianism must not stand.

I urge all loyal True Religionists to protest this horrible turn
of events. Here are a few e-mail addresses to get you started:

Davin Olsen, General Manager of the ESA: dave@esa-today.com
Editor of Technician, NCSU's student paper: editor@technicianstaff.com

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Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), | antifrance@yahoo.com
GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://www.holyducttape.com

"I don't believe in Canada." -Ozzy Osbourne