From:    brendan.dillon@xx.xxxx.xxx 
Date:    Wed Jul 23, 2003 7:35 pm
Subject: The time of departure is upon me.


At some point in the near future -- a week at most -- I will be departing the
region known as Texas and finally begin my undercover mission in Afghanistan. My
assistance has greatly accelerated the rebuilding of Fort Hood -- which as I
stated before, was destroyed in a nuclear attack during the AOL War -- and the
1st Cavalry Division is once again at full strength, though still nearly as
retarded as before their decimation four years ago.

I expect to be in Afghanistan approximately until late winter, leading troops
from around the world in operations against enemies of the Oligarchy. Most of
you did not know this, as it has been classified until now, but the World
Oligarchy had a major regional office in the World Trade Center, where
operatives and special agents dabbled in world politics and economics. The
attacks of Sept. 11 were carried out not only to attack America, but also to
strike at the Oligarchy. For this reason, I have felt it appropriate to
participate directly in the destruction of al-Qaeda and its supporters.

Also, as I promised earlier this year on Usenet, I will be scattering the
pre-humous human remains of the Prophet Mr. Hole across the distant Afghani
desert.

--
Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), | brendan.dillon@xx.xxxx.xxx
GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://www.holyducttape.com

"I don't believe in Canada." -Ozzy Osbourne