Letters to the Oligarchy
From time to time, the Co-Rulers of the World receive letters and e-mail from all types of people, commenting on the World Oligarchy and the Holy Website. If the letter is interesting enough, we craft a snarky response tailored to the situation. Here are a few of our favorites.
Jack Grimes -- A two-time write-in candidate for the U.S. Presidency under the Fascist Party attempts to join our organization. We let him down gently.
William Roberson -- Honestly, we don't have any idea what this guy was on about. He touches on every topic from alternative energy sources, to the supposed moon landing conspiracy, to getting arrested for delivering a pizza.
Congressman Richard Burr -- A mass-marketing list gone haywire leads to the World Oligarchy recruiting within the U.S. Congress.
Lenin49 -- Our first flame ever, and still our favorite. A Communist on AOL (a wonderfully silly hypocrisy) spouts Marxist propaganda at us with bad grammar, and our responses.
Golyman -- Another flame, this one much less creative. We wackylaced it and sent it back to him. Interestingly enough, the same guy who found nothing funny about the Holy Website actually complimented Brendan on the response to his flame.