This is most definitely a time of celebration for the World Oligarchy. Plain and Simple Cronan and his followers have decided to reconcile their differences with the actual TRUE RELIGION, thus ending the worst conflict since the Un-Great Towel Debate over a year ago. The official announcement was made on Friday, November 28, at Comedy Sportz in Raleigh, North Carolina.
Now that we are putting this ordeal behind us, Cronan and Wayland are both being given the rank of Prophet, First Class, and the three of us will hold the position of Co-Rulers of the World. All of those who joined with Cronan during the separation will be integrated into the chain of command. All other details of the reconciliation and reunification will be discussed at upcoming summit meetings between myself and Cronan.
This event serves to prove the strength of The World Oligarchy and THE TRUE RELIGION. Some foresaw an armed conflict between the factions, but fortunately, we were able to end this dark chapter of our history without coming to that.