Operation Kick Ass, Part II

(Brent Jackson)


[Meanwhile, somewhere in a bunker in the mid west]

Brent: Matt damnit, I said SMURF (login.oscar.aol.com) the AOL IM server and watch that they don't SMURF us. NOT WATCH THE SMURFS! If we loose this battle it's gonna be all your fault!

Matt: (Sleepy eyed and yawning) Huh?

Brent: Boot up the Necropolis, and fire up TNT. We have to warn Brendan that he has been tricked, AOL's main attack force is getting ready to surround his forces.

Matt: (still yawning) alright, alright....get me a Jolt.

[ The ground begins to shake, and above the two lone hackers the ground opens. Suddenly the room fills with troops all bearing the MS logo and a shady figure with a pocket protector, and glasses appears in a flash of light]

[Matt and Brent simultaneously]: Bill? Bill Gates?

Gates: None other. I have heard your forces are in serious trouble, I am here to help. AOL must be stopped at all costs.


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