New development: Slobodan Milosevic is a pawn of the French-Canadian invasion!
It is a known fact that the nation of Albania has been invaded by France. This was discovered earlier this year by American paratroopers patrolling outside of Tirana, Albania, who found a Pierre Cardin billboard (photo below). This invasion, which seemed simple enough at first, has now been found to be much more complicated and deep-rooted in the region than ever before.
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The plan began with a secret alliance between French authorities and Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic. In this agreement, Milosevic was to begin to drive ethnic Albanians out of the Kosovo region in exchange for personal immunity. The Kosovo atrocities brought on eleven weeks of NATO airstrikes against Yugoslavia. After a peace agreement was signed, the Kosovo Force, or KFOR, led by NATO, entered the region almost immediately. KFOR divided Kosovo into five sectors. The American, British, German, and Italian sectors are dedicated to rebuilding and assuring it is safe for refugees to return to their homes. The French-run sector, however, is merely an excuse to place a French military force as close to Albania as possible and prepare for occupation.
This is easily proven by considering Milosevic's indictment by the United Nations war crimes tribunal. This indictment was led by the Canadian Louise Arbour, who has recently been appointed to the Canadian Supreme Court. Canada, France's staunchest ally, have rigged Milosevic's trial to ensure that he is convicted and sentenced to either a French prison or someplace where the French can easily and secretly extract him. He will then be immediately freed and probably live it up on some private island near Corsica while the global public thinks he's still in prison. For further proof, I add that this report required two pens to originally complete; the first one broke and all the ink leaked out, obviously due to the Canadians' Pen and Sock Conspiracy, attempting to cover up my findings.
It should now be quite obvious that Slobodan Milosevic is a pawn of the French and that Albania is in grave danger. While Albania is not the most tactically important nation in the world to France, it is in a position to be the first completely occupied country of the French-Canadian war machine, and a first step to an invasion much larger in scale. If France will sacrifice so many lives in conquest of one small country, who is to say what will happen when they eye the rest of the world?