
1. One of the more interesting events will be Discount Store Raiding. This event will not have a live audience; in fact, the location will not even be announced. Teams will choose a random K-Mart, Wal-Mart, or similar store, and invade, raising as much havoc (non-violent) for as long as possible before getting kicked out. A guideline for this event is available on the 50 Fun Things To Do At K-Mart list, though in the games, teams must come up with their own ideas. Points are awarded for creativity, bewilderment of employees and passersby, and time elapsed before being kicked out. The event will be televised via hidden cameras.
2. Motorized Nude Lesbian Luging will be added as an event. For more information, see the animé "Shôjo kakumei Utena."
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3. The Creative Navigation event elevates getting utterly lost to an art form. Two-person teams will embark on a trip on regular roads with a particular destination in mind. However, no planning is allowed, and no maps, cellular phones, etc. are allowed in the cars. The teams may not ask anyone for directions on the way. Points are awarded for how far off-course a team gets (the farther off-course, the more points you get) and how quickly they reach their destination.
4. The International Sex Games will likely be one of the more popular events of the Oligarchy Olympics. For more information, see the 70's movie "The Groove Tube."
More events will be added soon.