Departments of our organization:

• Oligarchy Senior Officials -- A list of our most influential members and officials (not counting the thousands of spies and infiltrators planted worldwide).
   

• The Fortress of Doom -- The residence of several top Oligarchy officials, and secondary seat of power. Also the headquarters of Death Inc., an independent evil megacorp run by Senior Prophet Paul Pulley.
   

• THE TRUE RELIGION -- Much of the Oligarchy is based on the doctrines of TTR. Convert now and you can secure your citizenship in the Oligarchy.
   

• Oligarchy Criminal Bureau (OCB) -- The investigation and intelligence wing of the Oligarchy. Headed by Norman the Elf.
   

• Military of the Oligarchy -- Our military forces are often used for peacekeeping forces. (As you know, peacekeeping forces always lead to more violence than any other force.) This page includes a diagram of the Defense Department's organizational structure, and a description of each military branch and allied force.
   

• Oligarchy University -- To be successful, a political movement must start with the young. Learn more about how we indoctrinate our students.
   

• The Oligarchy's Most Wanted -- The ten most dangerous and annoying fugitives in the Oligarchy, as chosen by the OCB.

THE TRUE RELIGION:

• Main page -- A general description of the RELIGION and its teachings.
   

• Gods and Holy Stuff -- Our figures of worship, religious icons, and holy grounds.
   

• Beliefs and Practices -- Everything you need to know to be a Sheeplike Follower in THE TRUE RELIGION.
   

• Holy Texts and Liturgy -- Writings from within and without the Oligarchy's membership and Prophethood.
   

• Holidays -- Commemorations of important events and individuals from TTR and the Oligarchy.
   

• Holy Prophets -- Shockingly enough, Prophethood in TTR coincides with senior membership in The World Oligarchy.
   

• Enemies and Blasphemous Stuff -- Those people and items which have been denounced by THE TRUE RELIGION.
   

• Making a Holy Sandwich -- Our most holy ritual, and damn good eatin'.

Government Documents and Decrees:

• Map of the Oligarchy -- A comprehensive world map including Oligarchy governorships and some individual nation-states.
   

• The Oligarchy Flag -- Its symbolism and history.
   

• Executive Orders -- A list of major laws and orders which will be enacted when the Oligarchy attains public governance.
   

• The Constitution of the Oligarchy holds an outline of our laws and system of government.
   

• The Declaration of Truth is similar to America's Declaration of Independence. Of course, we are not independent of anything, because there's nothing outside us to be independent from.
   

• Treaty of Brendan's House -- A number of years ago, the Oligarchy was divided by a civil/cold war. This treaty, signed on March 21, 1998, reunified our leaders and set the tone for a new age of Oligarchy rule.
   

• The Hit List takes note of a few people who absolutely must be taken care of, whereas The Leary List includes good people who passed their peak long ago.

Arts and Recreation in the Oligarchy:

• Oligarchy Olympics -- Several new, groundbreaking sporting events will be added to the traditional sporting event. (Warning: this link contains nudity.)
   

• The Oligarchy Signage Gallery -- The World Oligarchy will continue to support the arts. This gallery is stocked with many fun examples of inspired stupidity and more.
   

• Kamikaze Peep Squad -- Not an Oligarchy agency, but the two organizations have become associated in recent times.
   

• Letters and flames send to the Oligarchy -- Always good for a laugh.

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