From: Blackhawk (openbook@sirius.com) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,rec.arts.sf.tv,rec.music.filk Subject: Tropean Rhapsody Date: Thu, 01 Apr 1999 23:20:00 -0700 Message-ID: <openbook-0104992320000001@ppp-asfm04--176.sirius.net> [the following song is satiric. any similarity to people living or dead is probably intentional.] Blackhawk Presents... Tropean Rhapsody (To the tune of Bohemian Rhapsody as performed by Queen) (Original Lyrics by Freddy Mercury) CHOIR Is this a newsgroup? for SF and Fantasy? Caught in a landslide between Tropea and Troy Heagy. Open their eyes, up from the "Dark Skies" and seeeeeeeeeeee TROPEA I'm just a poor boy, i get no sympathy, CHOIR Cause he's easy come, easy go. Is he troll? Is he slow? TROPEA Anywhere the topic goes... ATF-S Doesn't really matter to meeeee CRONAN Or afb! TROPEA: Cronan, i just pissed off Rev. Put my foot inside my mouth, shot it off, can't get it out. Cronan, trolls had just begun. But now i've gone thrown it all away! Cronannnnn ooooooooooooo I don't want to die. If i apologize again this time tomorrow carry on, carry on cause it doesn't really matter CRONAN Too late, your time has come! Send shivers down my spine, you'll get yours like I got mine! Goodbye D.Tropea, to us you're known, Got to take it up the behind and face the truth Tropeaaaaaaaaaaaa ooooooooooo Didn't mean to make you cry but we sometimes wish you'd never been born at all! BLACKHAWK i see a little silhouette of a man CAPTAIN INFINITY Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango? BOTH ALL THE NEWSGROUPS FIGHTING VERY, VERY FRIGHTENING... INDEED! WWS Hail Tom-Servo! MORTIS Hail Tom-Servo! SERGEY Hail Tom-Servo, Specibo! JAIME Magnificoooooooooooooo! TROPEA i'm just a poor boy nobody loves me AFT-S (Only Podkayne, MQS, and the girls) HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY! SPARE HIM THIS LIFE OF SUCH MONSTROSITY! TROY HEAGY easy come, easy go, will you let *me* go? ANTAGONISTS [1] TROPEA & HEAGY Bismillah! NO! We will not let you go! (Let us GO!) Bismillah! NO! We will not let you go! (Let us GO!) Bismillah! NO! We will not let you go! (Let us GO!) will not let you go! (Let us GO!) will not let you go! (Let us GO!) Never let you gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! AH NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO! TROPEA oh mama mia mama mia! AFT-S Mama mia let them go! REV. SEAN Beelzebub has devil put aside for thee, for thee, for theeeeeeeeeee! TROPEA So you think you can troll me and spit in my eye? So you think you can flame me and leave me to die? Ohhhhh baby, can't do this to me baby Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out and apologize REC & ALT HIERARCHIES Ooooh Yeah! Ooooh Yeah! JDN Nothing really matters, anyone can see, Nothing really matters Nothing really matters on SFTV. CHOIR Anywhere the topic goes... *** Blackhawk KPS S.I.T.I. This one is dedicated to Paul G. Barnes who is killing me. [1] like Flintstone kids, 10 million strong and growing...
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