The religion for those who wish to survive the coming upheaval.

THE TRUE RELIGION is a religion formed by the Co-Rulers of the World (Brendan, Cronan, Wayland, and Jason), with the help of many other Prophets, and is the official religion of The World Oligarchy. This page is dedicated to our religion's expansion and inevitable domination of the world, and the making of kick-ass sandwiches.

The teachings of THE TRUE RELIGION are fairly straightforward; they are based on the fact that many deities have publicly established their existence. Many of these gods are human-born, while others come from higher realms. The highest of all deities is the holy Duct Tape, though there are several others on Earth who rank nearly as high; the most notable being Delilah, a fat, black, leather-clad lesbian midget who is credited with the creation of the Earth (as the result of a bar bet). Other gods are ranked by an official hierarchy. The practical upshot is that any deity that you can imagine probably exists.

Therefore, whether you worship God, Allah, Gaia, Joe Pesci, or Rhesus Christ, the Monkey Messiah, there's room for you in THE TRUE RELIGION. If you'd like to learn more, a good place to start would be our Gods and Holy Stuff.

For easy reference, THE TRUE RELIGION has been coded as "∞D5S-1B1A" according to the Von Roeschlaub Religion Classification Method.