1. "Let's be serious now." - Paul
   "Meow meow meow." - Bevin
   


2. "You know, that was definitely not on the good side of my life experiences list" - Paul Pulley
   "What exactly is the good side of a big fat gay guy?" - Jason
   


3. "I'm gonna knock his fucking plastic teeth down his fucking throat with a fucking baseball bat... Man" - Matthew Pulley
   


4. "Monkeys? Why would anyone want to eat monkeys?" - Matthew Pulley
   


5. "Ooohh, Jeebus" - The Josh
   


6. "You know, if she was of age, this would actually be turning me on" - Yoda (while Emily Jane, Wayland's baby daughter, is sucking on his finger)
   


7. "A hypothetical paradox:
   What would happen in a battle between an Enterprise security team, who always get killed soon after appearing, and a squad of Imperial Stormtroopers, who can't hit the broad side of a planet?" - Tom Galloway
   


8. "A witty saying proves nothing."- Voltaire
   


9. "All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power" - Ashleigh Brilliant
    
10. "How many more of these semi-nude, auto-tuned, reverb drenched, triple vocal tracked, sex obsessed… Dancers, with belly buttons more impressive than vocal ability, do we have to put up with before the whole thing implodes?" -- Terry Scott Taylor (Referring to Britney Spears and her ilk)

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