The holy texts of this religion are divided into four categories:

Texts we've written || Professional works || Online comics || Pseudo-texts

Texts written by the Gods and Prophets of THE TRUE RELIGION:

• Words of Wisdom and Quotes of Wisdom:
  • Brendan's Quotes of Wisdom: Quotes to base your life upon, or just laugh your ass off.
  • Cronan's Words of Wisdom: Words so wise we had to put up a webpage dedicated to them.
  • Cronan's Quotes of Wisdom: Thought lost for years, this list has returned to spread wisdom to the masses once again.
  • Jason's Quotes of Wisdom: Even more, yes more, holy quotes. We just can't get enough of them.
     
• The GodFAQ: How the universe is organized. Includes the Hierarchy of the Gods.
   
• The Declaration of Truth is a document so holy that it forms the cornerstone of our sister organization, The World Oligarchy.
   
• The Constitution of the Oligarchy holds an outline of our laws.
   
• The World Oligarchy underwent a six-month Civil/Cold War during 1997 and 1998. With the signing of the Treaty of Brendan's House on March 21, 1998, the reunification of the Oligarchy was made official.
   
• The Holy Website (you're looking at it).
   
• The TRUE RELIGIONist's Prayer was written by Prophet, Junior Grade Robert (Scorpion).
   
• Brendan's Hail to the Oligarchy Trilogy (based on The World Oligarchy). An epic short story series involving the Oligarchy's war with Canada and subsequent events.
   
• The Mustang, a story in three chapters written by Brendan and Wayland, is the Oligarchy's latest major work of literature.
   
• Holy Poop: The Little Bob Chronicles (written and maintained by Bob Doughboy) contain various legends involving certain TRUE RELIGION deities.
   
• In 1999, The World Oligarchy waged war for several months against the Federal Socialist Republic of America Online. Read the Archives of the AOL War.
   
• Many of the writings of the late Cronan Thompson, one of our Co-Rulers of the World, are featured on our Tribute to Cronan Thompson.
   
• Brendan's Ten Rules of Sandwichmaking are a guideline for making our most holy meal.
   
• Co-Ruler of the World Brendan Dillon has archived some of his best Usenet posts at the Antifrance Archive.
   
• Learn the truth from our various conspiracy theories. Also, check out various articles relating to the World Oligarchy.
   
• SkipMaster Pro is not really a text, but it didn't fit anywhere else on the page. SkipMaster is a computer program which creates entirely realistic-looking attendance forms for William G. Enloe High School in Raleigh, NC (where many Prophets go to school). Created as a senior prank, the program can be used by anyone wishing to skip class and get away with it. Using a form created by this program will make the absence be considered excused. The program was created by Prophet, WareZer-Class Brent Jackson.

Novels and professional works deemed worthy of Holy status:

• The Increasingly Inaccurately Named Hitchhiker's Trilogy, by Douglas Adams. This series consists of:
  
  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  •  The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
  • Life, the Universe, and Everything
  • So Long and Thanks For All the Fish
  • Mostly Harmless
  • And a short story entitled Young Zaphod Plays it Safe
   

• Snow White and the Seven Samurai, by Tom Holt. (This book was partly dedicated by the author to our own Cronan Thompson.)
   

• Nearly anything by Larry Niven, especially the novels and stories of the Known Space universe.
   
• Guns of the South and the Worldwar series, by Harry Turtledove.
   
• The Truth Machine, by James L. Halperin. (A chronicle of how the Earth's future would be if the Oligarchy had not begun.)
   
• NetForce by Tom Clancy. (A division of the Oligarchy Criminal Bureau, or OCB, was modeled on ideas put forth in this book.)

Holy Online Comics:

• Achewood
• Bobbins
• Bob the Angry Flower
• Chopping Block
• Fat Jesus
• Goats
• Questionable Content
• Red Meat
• Scary-Go-Round
• Schlock Mercenary
• Sluggy Freelance
• Something Positive
• When I Grow Up
• Wigu

Miscellaneous pseudo-texts:

• Our declared Holy Movies and Holy TV Shows.
• Several of our Prophets are regular posters to alt.fan.tom-servo, the Holy Newsgroup. A collection of selected posts from aft-s Irregulars can be found at Brendan's Kamikaze Peep Squad website.
• Project Galactic Guide is an index of articles based on the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
• The Ferengi Rules of Acquisition are helpful in many situations.

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