The TRUE RELIGIONist's Prayer
(written by Scorpion)
Our Prophets, who art in Raleigh (occasionally),
Brendan, Cronan, Wayland, and Jason be their names.
Thy kingdom come
Thighs will be done on Earth, as they are Heaven.
Give us this day our daily sandwich (without liver or anything
containing the word 'loaf' in it)
And forgive us our occasionally watching Voyager.
As we don't forgive Bert or evil trees using branches against us.
Lead us not in McDonalds
And deliver us from Canada.
Apeople.