Subject: Re: I have an announcement to make. Date: Thu, 07 Sep 2000 02:48:01 -0400 From: Antifrance <email@example.com> Organization: The World Oligarchy -- http://ducttape.simplenet.com Message-ID: <39B73A21.EE07CC43@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.duke.basketball I hope no one minds my dissection of such an important subject; I know Wayland won't mind. Wayland wrote some of the following: > I know I have not been posting much lately, ever since my net access was short-circuited by electric eels. I had to buy an Eel Cutter so they'd be > cut off at work. I have been very busy with my two jobs and my efforts to created forged pr0n from pictures of Richard Nixon, Elmo and my > girlfriend. And the latter is with which this post is about. Bessie (who doesn't know I'm a transsexual) just told me some chick named > Emeline Holfield has consented to be my wife. And we are to be married in a quiet ceremony on Phobos, last year. Though, she'd rather tie the knot > on Oct. 14, 2000 in Danbury, NC. I know this comes as a shock to most people, who've never heard of Danbury, myself included. But I assure most > of you(those excepted, you know who you are), it came as quite a shock to me too- DAMN THOSE EELS! I'm offering a reward to kill 'em and bring 'em > to me. I haven't yet asked Terminal his opinion on this whole marriage (I'm not even sure if it's legal to marry your alter ego in NC), or the other > thing, but I don't think I want to either. I promise I'll post wedding software to make your marriage Y2K compatible. I'll also show you guys my > photos and stuff. I think I've run out of things to say. > > Wayland > ..."You've got to be kidding! Right???" -Brendan Dillon on hearing the eels fry to their deaths. Well, it's their fault for trying to cover up the > above news. BTW, once again, congrats! You better know what you're doing. -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC firstname.lastname@example.org http://ducttape.simplenet.com "If it's not stuck, and it should be, use Duct Tape. If it's stuck, and it shouldn't be, use WD-40." -Jim and Tim, the Duct Tape Guys
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