Re: I have an announcement to make.

Original post: Wayland
Wackylaced by: Brendan

Subject:      Re: I have an announcement to make.
Date:         Thu, 07 Sep 2000 02:48:01 -0400
From:         Antifrance <>
Organization: The World Oligarchy --
Message-ID:   <>

I hope no one minds my dissection of such an important subject; I know
Wayland won't mind.

Wayland wrote some of the following:

> I know I have not been posting much lately, ever since my net access was

short-circuited by electric eels. I had to buy an Eel Cutter so they'd be

> cut off at work.  I have been very busy with my two jobs and my

efforts to created forged pr0n from pictures of Richard Nixon, Elmo and my

> girlfriend.  And the latter is with which this post is about.  Bessie

(who doesn't know I'm a transsexual) just told me some chick named

> Emeline Holfield has consented to be my wife.  And we are to be married

in a quiet ceremony on Phobos, last year. Though, she'd rather tie the knot

> on Oct. 14, 2000 in Danbury, NC.  I know this comes as a shock to most

people, who've never heard of Danbury, myself included. But I assure most

> of you(those excepted, you know who you are), it came as quite a shock

to me too- DAMN THOSE EELS! I'm offering a reward to kill 'em and bring 'em

> to me.  I haven't yet asked Terminal his opinion on this whole marriage

(I'm not even sure if it's legal to marry your alter ego in NC), or the

> thing, but I don't think I want to either.  I promise I'll post wedding

software to make your marriage Y2K compatible. I'll also show you guys my

> photos and stuff.  I think I've run out of things to say.
> Wayland
> ..."You've got to be kidding!  Right???" -Brendan Dillon on hearing the

eels fry to their deaths. Well, it's their fault for trying to cover up the

> above news.

BTW, once again, congrats! You better know what you're doing.

Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance),

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