Ok, for those of you who get all confused at the sight of a wackylace, here's the guide:
>> means this line is part of Mr. Hole's original post.
> means that Lori inserted this line in the first wackylace.
Lines with no brackets are part of Brendan's double-wackylace.
From: Antifrance <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Subject: Re: Fubu Website Update! Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 20:20:04 -0500 Organization: The World Oligarchy Message-ID: <3C686DC4.DEC9F6B4@yahoo.com> Lori wrote about a third of this: > > email@example.com (soc.cultured.mr.hole) wrote some of this: > > >Today, I'm so very proud to announce the update of my website, once > > more I was yelled at by WebTV to remove the pr0n .gifs of myself, so I moved them to http://www.hole.de for a limited time only! Once > >there you will find the most SHOCKING opening page ever attempted in > > 2K of memory space! Blink and you'll miss it! Kind of like all the two-line wackylaces Lori writes when she gets bored, or even the > >"My Little Hole On the Web" history! Also, I've edited the Ebony > > and Ivory tribute to Stevie Wonder and whatshisname and put them on the Slashdot website. When I get over my hangover tomorrow, I'll fix the > >Assers list to better reflect the changing times. Plus! PLUS!1!! > > I found out that growth was only some old toe jam I hadn't washed. Yay! I guess that hospital stay was a waste of $4000. Oh, I should also say that > >There's a new photo of Jaime on the first "Cast of Characters" page, > > and an old photo of Peg-Legged Pete in the "Who's Who on Usenet" section; he's so sexy! I want to have his children. Wait, I forgot, I already did; > >the photo is the very last one on the page so you'll have to scroll > > up your scleeves and use some screlbow grease. You might want to squat on a log if you have to take a dump in the woods. Then you can look > >down a ways to find it in all its beauty. Enjoy! > > ++ > Lori > > It's gonna be a long month, folks. -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), | firstname.lastname@example.org GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://ducttape.simplenet.com "Has anyone ever noticed the wonderful lighting in this toilet?" -Roger
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