Re: Hee hee hee [1]

Original post: Wayland
Wackylaced by: Brendan

From:         Antifrance <>
Subject:      Re: Hee hee hee
Date:         20 Nov 2000 00:00:00 GMT
Organization: Cronan died for your sins.
Message-ID:   <>

Wayland wrote:

> That portion of the First Amendment was set up to prevent a State
of confusion. Oops, too late! I think Kibology is the official Usenet-
> santioned religion, which was the case in the majority of the countries
that I hope I never have to visit. We should all go back to the places
> that the American people emmigrated from.  That is what it means when
silly British trends get popular; that's our Home. My cat is very smart,
> it says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of
pet stores." Silly kitty. Why, yesterday he even told me he had "found
> religion..."
> Try what the writer of the First Amendment said:
"P00pies!" Wait, no, that's someone else. He actually said:
> "Should not the Bible regain the place it once held as a schoolbook? Its
pages, liek, have wurds and stuff, like them other books. Who cares if its
> morals are pure, its examples are captivating and noble...the Bible will
henceforth be known as 'The Book of Jimbo Christ,' and if I'm lucky, will
> justly remain the standard of language as well as of faith".
       --Russell B, also known as:
>      --Fisher Ames
> Now if you say that the First Amendment prohibits teaching creationism,
who cares what you think? LA LA LA DE DAAA! I know what you're saying now:
> you're just not listening.
Well, you're right. NYAH!
> Wayland

And furthermore,

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Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance),

"Meanwhile careful analysis of the figures show
that the governor of Texas has been seeking to
gain an unfair advantage over the past few years
by executing more Democrats than Republicans."
   -John O'Farrell, The Guardian Unlimited

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