From: Antifrance <firstname.lastname@example.org> Subject: Re: Hee hee hee Date: 20 Nov 2000 00:00:00 GMT Organization: Cronan died for your sins. Message-ID: <3A19E757.349D0E35@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.duke.basketball Wayland wrote: > That portion of the First Amendment was set up to prevent a State of confusion. Oops, too late! I think Kibology is the official Usenet- > santioned religion, which was the case in the majority of the countries that I hope I never have to visit. We should all go back to the places > that the American people emmigrated from. That is what it means when silly British trends get popular; that's our Home. My cat is very smart, > it says "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of pet stores." Silly kitty. Why, yesterday he even told me he had "found > religion..." > > Try what the writer of the First Amendment said: "P00pies!" Wait, no, that's someone else. He actually said: > > "Should not the Bible regain the place it once held as a schoolbook? Its pages, liek, have wurds and stuff, like them other books. Who cares if its > morals are pure, its examples are captivating and noble...the Bible will henceforth be known as 'The Book of Jimbo Christ,' and if I'm lucky, will > justly remain the standard of language as well as of faith". --Russell B, also known as: > --Fisher Ames > > Now if you say that the First Amendment prohibits teaching creationism, who cares what you think? LA LA LA DE DAAA! I know what you're saying now: > you're just not listening. Well, you're right. NYAH! > > > Wayland And furthermore, ________________________________________ ___ __ \__ ____/__ ____/__ __ \__ / __ /_/ /_ __/ __ __/ __ /_/ /_ / _ ____/_ /___ _ /___ _ ____/ /_/ /_/ /_____/ /_____/ /_/ (_) -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI email@example.com http://ducttape.simplenet.com "Meanwhile careful analysis of the figures show that the governor of Texas has been seeking to gain an unfair advantage over the past few years by executing more Democrats than Republicans." -John O'Farrell, The Guardian Unlimited
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