From: Antifrance <firstname.lastname@example.org> Subject: Re: Hee hee hee Date: 20 Nov 2000 00:00:00 GMT Organization: Cronan died for your sins. Message-ID: <3A19E78C.32B57F03@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.duke.basketball email@example.com wrote some of the following: > He wrote at the beginning of his opinion that he didn't believe that Santa Claus is real, but I believe! I saw him at the mall, and he said > the law could be invalidated under the establishment clause. [snip] > This isn't about a state government doing something silly, it's about a couple of Usenetters posting something silly. I often wonder, why is my > state government trying to violate the First Amendment. Your state is better, they give you soda and pie at elections! NO FAIR! The French > government has no more right to violate your constitutional rights than the U.S. does. Or Belgium, for that matter. But they do it anyway, as > does the federal government, and the Fourteenth Amendment says as much: > > "Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and owning land, and who is a white male -- Oops! Scratch all that -- and > subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States of Mars. They are under total control by the government of the crater > and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any trip back to Earth, where we're no longer accepted as a people, or > any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of Earth; they kicked us out, so fuck 'em all, I say. None shall leave > the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, unless they needed killin' (added at Texas' request). None shall have > liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any government a whole heap of tax money. No state shall give any > person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws." > > It's all well and good to say you support state's rights, but the truth is, they don't have any. It's specifically stated that the > States and their duly elected representatives do not have the right to provide thier citizens with oxygen without signed federal approval > and authority to violate the U.S. Constitution. [snip] > And he was wrong. A state's authority to control school curricula does not change the fact that we're stuck here on the red planet, and does > not extend to being able to ignore the constitution. I also think that the schools should be shut down entirely, starting now; but unfortunately, > this would have been an unreasonable use of state power over local dysfunctional schools. Who cares? We should also destroy all of the > communities, but I suppose that would have been a matter for the mobile execution squads to figure out on a case-by-case basis. Let the > Louisana state courts to decide. [snip] > Well, I can't presume to speak for anyone else, but I don't want my body to be violated by necrophiliacs after I die, nor for my > state government to be able to violate my rights under the U.S. M.C. martial law. Those damn jarheads! They can't figure out the > Constitution any more than I want the federal government to be able to. And furthermore, <> <> <> <> \ / \ / <>-*-<> -_-_ _-_ _-_ -_-_ <>-*-<> / \ || \\ || \\ || \\ || \\ / \ <> <> || || ||/ ||/ || || <> <> ||-' \\,/ \\,/ ||-' |/ |/ ' ' [ASCII by Captain Infinity] -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI firstname.lastname@example.org http://ducttape.simplenet.com "Meanwhile careful analysis of the figures show that the governor of Texas has been seeking to gain an unfair advantage over the past few years by executing more Democrats than Republicans." -John O'Farrell, The Guardian Unlimited
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