Subject:      Ode to the Grand Poodle
Date:         Mon, 29 May 2000 16:05:16 -0400
From:         Antifrance <antifrance@yahoo.com>
Organization: The World Oligarchy -- http://ducttape.simplenet.com
Message-ID:   <3932CD7B.90D5A313@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo


CAPTAIN INFINITY

(to the tune of Living Colour's "Cult of Personality")


Look at my posts, what do you see?
Sure signs of insanity.
I hijacked Servo, for you and me
Now there's more than just Kibology
I am Captain Infinity.
I'm the founder of the Kamikaze Peeps
I am Captain Infinity
I am Captain Infinity.

An ASCII Krab, old comic books
Without pants, I get weird looks
You don't have to follow me
Only peeps can set you free

When you reply to a post from me
I'm the one that says YHBT!
I am Captain Infinity.
I wackylace you, still you love me
And end up reading clown pornography
I am Captan Infinity.
In the Plain and Simple one's legacy
I am Captain Infinity
I am Captain Infinity.

An ASCII Krab, old comic books
My Time Machine gets me weird looks
You don't have to follow me
Only peeps can set you free

Compared to Kibo, my stuff is tame
But no one could ever call me lame
I'm the Fucking Epitome of Whimsy
I am Captain Infinity
I am Captain Infinity.

--
Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance),
GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC

antifrance@yahoo.com
http://ducttape.simplenet.com

"Apparently... Anti says I've enslaved them
both.... except Anti's now gone to get yet
another drink... he said he was cutting himself
off... but.. well.. now he's changed his mind."
     -Bevin