Ok, for those of you who get all confused at the sight of a wackylace, here's the guide:
>> means this line is part of Wayland's original post.
> means that Lori inserted this line in the first wackylace.
Lines with no brackets are part of Brendan's double-wackylace.
From: Antifrance <email@example.com> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.duke.basketball Subject: Re: Jordan to give birth live on net Date: Mon, 11 Feb 2002 20:10:02 -0500 Organization: The World Oligarchy Message-ID: <3C686B6A.556362D1@yahoo.com> Lori wrote a third or so of the following: > > Wayland the Mad Scientician <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote some of > this: > > >(SNIP, who has time to read past the headers) > > > >Aha! My brilliant plan has come is working more and more. First > I plan to graduate from the Tropea School of Grammer, where many of the dregs of Usenet get loaded and make audacious claims, such as, > >you've seen how I've crippled the Carolina Basketball team. Now, my > brane hurts because i actually capitalized the I. Has anybody seen the Doritos? I can't seem to find them. I'm always losing stuff; hell, the > >genetically engineered virus I've put into Michael Jordan's Nikes has > been missing for three days. I was "playing" with my voodoo doll and caused Lori's immaculate conception. So she made a doll of her hubby and > >made him pregnant! Hehehehe...slowly, every prominant UNC grad and member of Lori's family will have my children. Once I build an army, every > other sane person will stay far away from me, while the next grammer (Kelsey, of course) continues to breed my soldiers. Then every preschool > >student, will befall my wrath. > > > > > >Wayland the Mad Scientician (The inventor of voodoo pedophilia) (I'm so excited I soiled my pants.) > > ...MWA! HA! HA! > > ++ > Lori > > "Witchie's evil is apparent. Lori hides her behind sugary goodness." > - buttnarc -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), | email@example.com GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://ducttape.simplenet.com "Has anyone ever noticed the wonderful lighting in this toilet?" -Roger
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