Subject:      Re: What the hell is this NG about anyways?
Date:         Mon, 22 Nov 1999 17:48:41 -0500
From:         Antifrance <antifrance@yahoo.com>
Organization: The Ebony Ass Consortium
Message-ID:   <3839C849.5BD24F99@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo

Mortis wrote:
> I used my telepathic powers to read
> <81ajcm$9sm$1@nnrp1.deja.com>, in  which
> antifrance@yahoo.com typed:
> 
> >After that, all you have to do is hope your
> >ass isn't shipped to Kosovo.
>
> Because, after all, what would you do if you didn't
> have your ass anymore?

THE ADVENTURES OF MY ASS IN KOSOVO!!!!11!by Antifrance

This year I spent six months in Bosnia and the whole
time my ass was in Kosovo! It was the worst experience I
ever had. I had to hitchhike on Air Force jets on their
way to bomb the Chinese Embassy just to take a shit! And
sitting in a Humvee (or at all, for that matter) was very
uncomfortable, I can tell you. But I think my ass made a
difference. They would feed me nasty burritos in Bosnia,
and hours later use my ass to bomb Serbian bases!1!!!

My ass is a real American hero. I wish I was too.

---
Brendan Dillon,
General Purpose God

antifrance@yahoo.com -==- ICQ: 3129266
http://ducttape.simplenet.com

"...All I'm saying is that Tipper
Gore looks a lot like the Y2K Bug."
        - Cronan Thompson

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Part Two

Subject:      Re: What the hell is this NG about anyways?
Date:         Tue, 23 Nov 1999 12:54:31 -0500
From:         Antifrance <antifrance@yahoo.com>
Organization: The Ebony Ass Consortium
Message-ID:   <383AD4D7.2170242D@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo

Riboflavin D. Monkey wrote:
> So has anyone had to save your ass?

Yes. Somebody saved my ass when the Serbs invaded Elbonia.
My ass was nearly captured but the Yugoslav troops were
caught in a crossfire with someone's left foot, allowing
my ass to escape. My ass also saved other people. The three
POWs were actually saved by my ass. Sure, Jesse Jackson got
the credit, but really, what would people think if they
interviewed my ass on television?

.....My ass got a Meritorious Service Medal and all I got
was this dinky Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal.

---
Brendan Dillon,
General Purpose God

antifrance@yahoo.com -==- ICQ: 3129266
http://ducttape.simplenet.com

"...All I'm saying is that Tipper
Gore looks a lot like the Y2K Bug."
        - Cronan Thompson