Subject: Re: Oh Some of You Are Going to Hate Me :P
Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000 05:48:54 GMT
From: Antifrance
Message-ID: <3949BF40.B795A75F@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: alt.culture.us.1980s, alt.fan.tom-servo
TheBigTease00 wrote some of the following:
> As one of the posters on the Chalkhills said if they pick on you
throw the chalky eraser at them, that'll teach 'em. I'm gonna
> give them hell. Well, I'm going to give you guys hell
-- oops, I already said that, didn't I? Well, I'll say it again
> if you don't stop picking on me all the time. i really don't
think my toes are big enough. I want enlarged toes and I think I
> deserve it. I only bad mouth some of you, because you
guys are just silly. But I really wish more people would
> pick on me. What the hell am I supposed to do just sit around
and not get picked on? I'd get bored! Can I just log onto Usenet
> and ignore it? Hell no. Why should I if you guys
won't do stuff like this? You just don't get it. Why wouldn't you
> just want to push me around.
> I posted this because I have changed my mind, because I've been
a naughty girl, IYKWIM. I always get off from
> watching reports and reading stories about
sexual encounters between MP3 collectors on
> Napster, and I used to be on the side of the artists, but after
I met "blink182rulz@aol.com" I spend all of my spare time
> finding out what dirty things Metalica and Dr. Dre have
done in bed together. People keep asking me why I do what I've
> been doing, with the getting people's names and suing them (how
do I do this on Usenet? I got some tips from Sandramend. Hey, why
> the hell did they get the names in the first place,
I thought I canceled that e-mail. They must have undeleted it;
> I think that's an invasion of privacy). But I guess I'm not
cared for by my ISP. Anyway, blink182rulz says I'm supposed
> supposed to change my imind in here. I've found a few
strange missplelings, but "imind" takes the caek. I noticed
> songs on Macster that I can't find any other places, and I
get hot just thinking about it, IYKWIM. In addition, I
> wanted to admit I was wrong. But of course you guys
know about my MP3 fetish, and what's so wrong about that? You
> want to just pick on me, and tell me I can't change my mind
-- well, that's fine, as long as you talk dirty to me
> after a few weeks. Before I decided this I was mixed
up, not knowing where these feelings came from. Then I thought
> about the whole thing. I still a little bit. But after the
lawsuits started I just couldn't help myself. It's true, the
> thing that Metalica and Dr. Dre did is a lot worse. But of
course that'll happen when one guy gives another a rimjob. Of
> course you guys don't give a damn anymore what I think. Just
last night, I slept with Lars Ulrich. It was GREAT! Just
> because I bitched at a few of you, does this mean
I can't follow my heart? Next I wanna screw the guitarist. Do
> you have to bitch at me now? Well, maybe a little bit, but I
enjoy it, actually. I know in my heart that Lars
> didn't appreciate what Lori did. Of course you guys
can yuk it up, but you ignore what the drummer thinks. I
> don't really care about feelings in here, so why should I
invite any of you to my next orgy? But Dr. Dre isn't invited
> either. So if one more person picks on me you're going to
have a night of hot sex you won't beleive. If you don't, you'll
> be asking for a huge fight.
>
> Molly
--
Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance),
GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC
antifrance@yahoo.com
http://ducttape.simplenet.com
"Considering all my people suffered at the
hands of your people during World War II,
I'd say a little kissing and breast-fondling is
meager reparation." -Robert, "Free Enterprise"