Subject: Re: Oh Some of You Are Going to Hate Me :P Date: Fri, 16 Jun 2000 05:48:54 GMT From: Antifrance
Message-ID: <3949BF40.B795A75F@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: alt.culture.us.1980s, alt.fan.tom-servo TheBigTease00 wrote some of the following: > As one of the posters on the Chalkhills said if they pick on you throw the chalky eraser at them, that'll teach 'em. I'm gonna > give them hell. Well, I'm going to give you guys hell -- oops, I already said that, didn't I? Well, I'll say it again > if you don't stop picking on me all the time. i really don't think my toes are big enough. I want enlarged toes and I think I > deserve it. I only bad mouth some of you, because you guys are just silly. But I really wish more people would > pick on me. What the hell am I supposed to do just sit around and not get picked on? I'd get bored! Can I just log onto Usenet > and ignore it? Hell no. Why should I if you guys won't do stuff like this? You just don't get it. Why wouldn't you > just want to push me around. > I posted this because I have changed my mind, because I've been a naughty girl, IYKWIM. I always get off from > watching reports and reading stories about sexual encounters between MP3 collectors on > Napster, and I used to be on the side of the artists, but after I met "email@example.com" I spend all of my spare time > finding out what dirty things Metalica and Dr. Dre have done in bed together. People keep asking me why I do what I've > been doing, with the getting people's names and suing them (how do I do this on Usenet? I got some tips from Sandramend. Hey, why > the hell did they get the names in the first place, I thought I canceled that e-mail. They must have undeleted it; > I think that's an invasion of privacy). But I guess I'm not cared for by my ISP. Anyway, blink182rulz says I'm supposed > supposed to change my imind in here. I've found a few strange missplelings, but "imind" takes the caek. I noticed > songs on Macster that I can't find any other places, and I get hot just thinking about it, IYKWIM. In addition, I > wanted to admit I was wrong. But of course you guys know about my MP3 fetish, and what's so wrong about that? You > want to just pick on me, and tell me I can't change my mind -- well, that's fine, as long as you talk dirty to me > after a few weeks. Before I decided this I was mixed up, not knowing where these feelings came from. Then I thought > about the whole thing. I still a little bit. But after the lawsuits started I just couldn't help myself. It's true, the > thing that Metalica and Dr. Dre did is a lot worse. But of course that'll happen when one guy gives another a rimjob. Of > course you guys don't give a damn anymore what I think. Just last night, I slept with Lars Ulrich. It was GREAT! Just > because I bitched at a few of you, does this mean I can't follow my heart? Next I wanna screw the guitarist. Do > you have to bitch at me now? Well, maybe a little bit, but I enjoy it, actually. I know in my heart that Lars > didn't appreciate what Lori did. Of course you guys can yuk it up, but you ignore what the drummer thinks. I > don't really care about feelings in here, so why should I invite any of you to my next orgy? But Dr. Dre isn't invited > either. So if one more person picks on me you're going to have a night of hot sex you won't beleive. If you don't, you'll > be asking for a huge fight. > > Molly -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC firstname.lastname@example.org http://ducttape.simplenet.com "Considering all my people suffered at the hands of your people during World War II, I'd say a little kissing and breast-fondling is meager reparation." -Robert, "Free Enterprise"
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