Subject: Re: The System Sucks!!! Date: Mon, 14 Aug 2000 12:04:01 -0400 From: Antifrance <firstname.lastname@example.org> Organization: The World Oligarchy -- http://ducttape.simplenet.com Message-ID: <39981871.B2B2D03E@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.duke.basketball Yeah, it's a week late. I've been busy. Wayland really meant to write the following: > Today, the doctor who is my supervisor asked me if I'd be her love slave. I told her, "Sure, baby, you know I'm always > willing to help with some lab work over the next few hours, IYKWIM." My god, I hadn't made love like that in > months. I took this as an opportunity to see if I can be on the new "sexual behavior" study at the Duke lab, and > somehow get hired on in a full time capacity, rather than a paid-by-commission on-campus gigolo. I hate just being > "casual labor"(read as underpaid with no benefits). I want to be paid as much as the whores in the Durham 'hoods. I > justify my needing this because, since I dropped out of acting classes, I can focus more on "roleplaying." At Duke's > school, as of the beginning of this month I no longer am provided free crack. Apparently, my "pharmaceuticals" aren't > allowed to stay on my parents' health insurance. So I need more pay to support my habit. I see the Head of Research, > mention this and he looks into it. Come to find out, I am violating the insurance policy by smoking crack anyway! Now I'm > required to have insurance just to work in the lab, even if I've been clean for days and wear a rubber. And but plus > though right now all I do in the lab is type at the office; the Doc's on vacation, so I hot-chat with her on the > computer. I later find out that insurance is not available anymore to crack-smoking male hookers. This pastes a big "NO" > to casual labor, and to be hired as a tech I am required to stay in college, major in studies of the Kama Sutra, and > have an undergrad degree. So now I am in a quandry, I can't find the word "quandry" in my dictionary. Also, I cannot > afford private insurance. And I need my job. How is it possible to learn the Kama Sutra in a week? I can't beleive > that an institution can require you to have something to do with all official group sex, even just as "relief pitcher," to > keep your job and yet not provide you with a way in which to protect from herpes. And I need that crack, but now how can I > obtain it? > > Wayland > ...I know, its not funny. Its not angry. I just needed to practice my cunnilingus, without having to go to mIRC and > type it. If you feel the need to just ignore this post. I just hope the Doc doesn't read aft-s. > That is all. -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC email@example.com http://ducttape.simplenet.com "If it's not stuck, and it should be, use Duct Tape. If it's stuck, and it shouldn't be, use WD-40." -Jim and Tim, the Duct Tape Guys
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