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            alt.bitch.pork,rec.music.filk
Subject:    Instafilk (Re: Attn: THERON FULLER)
From:       bs@boog.orgy (Arthur Levesque)
Message-ID: <e0Bt5.194$Pl.13251@typhoon2.ba-dsg.net>
Date:       Thu, 07 Sep 2000 00:08:42 GMT


Obnoxious Troller Boy (od_eus@my-deja.com) wrote:
OTB>Please don't clog this forum or any other with spam, especially
OTB>spam that is irrelevant to the main topic of conversation on these
OTB>forums.  These are the actions of a troll and I'm sure you don't
OTB>wish to be thought of that way.

Gerard J Keating \Ireland\ (gerardkeating@my-deja.com) wrote:
GJK>pot
GJK>.
GJK>kettle
GJK>.
GJK>black....


(I SEE A KETTLE AND I WANT TO) CALL IT BLACK
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Paint It Black" by the Rolling Stones)

I see a kettle and I want to call it black
I'm rubber and you're glue, your insults all bounce back
I see some guy walk by as rude as he can be
I have to close my eyes to not see that it's me

I read some kettle's posts and tell him he is black
Taste, logic, and fair play; all qualities I lack
I see people shake their heads and quickly look away
Put me in their killfiles, that just happens every day

I look back at my self and see that I am black
I see my faults laid out I'm a pot painted black
Maybe now I'll run away and not have to face the fact
It's not easy facing up when you yourself are black

No more will I go easy on a poor newbie
I cannot foresee this thing happening to me
If I flame hard enough into enough newsgroups
Someone will laugh with me against the other dupes

I see a kettle and I want to call it black
I'm rubber and you're glue, your insults all bounce back
I see some guy walk by as rude as he can be
I have to close my eyes to not see that it's me

Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm [x4]

I want to call the kettle, call it black
Black as night, black as me
I want to have the truth covered up from my eyes
I want to call the kettle, call it, call it, call it black
Yeah

Hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm [fade]
-- 
/\       Arthur M Levesque 2A4W <*> bs@boog.orgy =/\= http://boog.org __
\B\ack   King of the Potato People <fnord> "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (oO)
 \S\lash Member of a vast right-wing conspiracy (-O-) Urban Spaceman /||\
  \/     I was a lesbian before it was fashionable  "I hate rainbows!"-EC

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