From: email@example.com (Arthur Levesque) Newsgroups: alt.tv.buffy-v-slayer,alt.tv.angel,rec.arts.sf.tv, rec.music.filk,alt.fan.tom-servo Subject: In My Killfile Date: 22 Nov 2000 17:23:09 GMT Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Travers Naran (email@example.com) wrote: TN>It's time for a re-post of that classic Arthur Levesque filk: TN> TN>(I SEE A KETTLE AND I WANT TO) CALL IT BLACK TN>Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- firstname.lastname@example.org -- http://boog.org TN>(To the tune of "Paint It Black" by the Rolling Stones) Snipped; can be found at http://boog.org/text/mf-cib.txt Here's the sequel, let's see if it goes over as well as the original... IN MY KILLFILE Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- email@example.com -- http://boog.org (To the tune of "Under My Thumb" by Mick Jagger/Keith Richards) In my killfile Because enough is enough In my killfile The troll who really pissed me off The blame is his The different ways he spewed out bile Blame is his But now I smile He's in my killfile Isn't it sweet, babe? In my killfile The morphin' prick with nothing to say In my killfile A troll who was wasting my day The blame is his Yes it is His attitude just screamed out "Heil" Blame is his But now I smile He's in my killfile And he'll stay for a while In my killfile A new name has just been unfurled In my killfile No more crossposts, hmmm Across the world The blame is his The way he flames just to vex and rile Blame is his But now I smile He's in my killfile And it was easy, baby Yeah The blame is his, oh yeah Don't need to see his bullshit denial Blame is his But now I smile He's in my killfile Yeah, he'll stay a while In my killfile His words can just stay to himself In my killfile, While I, I can still chat with someone else The blame is his That his posts are dead Just let him sit and stew for a while Blame is his But now I smile He's in my killfile Stay there a while Stay there a... Stay there a... It was easy babe It was easy babe Stay a while It was... It was easy babe -- /\ Arthur M Levesque 2A4W <*> firstname.lastname@example.org =/\= http://boog.org __ \B\ack King of the Potato People <fnord> "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (oO) \S\lash Member of a vast right-wing conspiracy (-O-) Urban Spaceman /||\ \/ I was a lesbian before it was fashionable "I hate rainbows!"-EC
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