From:         antifrance@yahoo.com (Antifrance)
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo,rec.music.filk
Subject:      For Whom the Net Trolls (was Re: Lamest dream *ever*)
Date:         Wed, 22 May 2002 20:07:28 GMT
Organization: Oligarchy University
Message-ID:   <3cebf8bd.133843040@News.CIS.DFN.DE>


On Tue, 14 May 2002 23:07:02 -0400, Heck <heck@acm.org> wrote:

>I was addressing this to everyone, though Cap has made vociferous
>statements about God.  Never presume for whom the net trolls; it trolls for
>thee.


FOR WHOM THE NET TROLLS

To the tune of "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica
Inspired by Heck


Reading posts on the 'froup in the early day
To a troll he replied
Just for fun, on they run with the role they play
Out of spite, he will fight, but they'll only stay
For a role men would troll, why? They do not know
Entire froups they divide
He'll still strive, but they thrive in the screen's dim glow
Soon he flees the enemies of the status quo

For whom the net trolls
Y.H.B.T.
For whom the net trolls

Take a look at the score of this flaming war
They're just getting a thrill
On he gripes, and he types 'till his fingers sore
Does not know, they would go, if he'd just ignore
Godwinized, ill-advised, on a posting spree
But can't outwit them still
Crack of dawn, all are gone except the trolls and he
Now they move on with a yawn, the froup is but debris

For whom the net trolls
Y.H.B.T.
For whom the net trolls

--
Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance),  |  antifrance@yahoo.com
GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI  |  http://www.holyducttape.com

"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science fiction."
         -Captain Infinity

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