From: email@example.com (Antifrance) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,rec.music.filk Subject: For Whom the Net Trolls (was Re: Lamest dream *ever*) Date: Wed, 22 May 2002 20:07:28 GMT Organization: Oligarchy University Message-ID: <3cebf8bd.133843040@News.CIS.DFN.DE> On Tue, 14 May 2002 23:07:02 -0400, Heck <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote: >I was addressing this to everyone, though Cap has made vociferous >statements about God. Never presume for whom the net trolls; it trolls for >thee. FOR WHOM THE NET TROLLS To the tune of "For Whom the Bell Tolls" by Metallica Inspired by Heck Reading posts on the 'froup in the early day To a troll he replied Just for fun, on they run with the role they play Out of spite, he will fight, but they'll only stay For a role men would troll, why? They do not know Entire froups they divide He'll still strive, but they thrive in the screen's dim glow Soon he flees the enemies of the status quo For whom the net trolls Y.H.B.T. For whom the net trolls Take a look at the score of this flaming war They're just getting a thrill On he gripes, and he types 'till his fingers sore Does not know, they would go, if he'd just ignore Godwinized, ill-advised, on a posting spree But can't outwit them still Crack of dawn, all are gone except the trolls and he Now they move on with a yawn, the froup is but debris For whom the net trolls Y.H.B.T. For whom the net trolls -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), | email@example.com GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://www.holyducttape.com "When I die I'm going to donate my body to science fiction." -Captain Infinity
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