Subject: POSTS! Date: 23 Jan 2001 18:13:59 GMT From: email@example.com Organization: cyberNOTHING Message-ID: <980273237.270722@news> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo sung to the tune of Hair> Don't think I'm cool I'm just a posting fool I'm posting noon and night posts that are trite I'm posting high and low just so my stats WILL GROW it's not for flames or strife I have no life Dar-lin' Let me write my posts POSTS! long and pointless posts POSTS! whining, scheming, screaming, whacky-lacing Let me write my posts POSTS! standard length and longer POSTS! here in Servo, there on ARNA every group I find on USENET PO <posts post posts posts posts posts> STS! hyping (POSTS!) griping (POSTS!) just let me keep typing my POSTS Let words fly from my keys I'll pay all access fees just let me write what I please in my posts I'll write what I please 'til my fingers all seize It won't be spam I'm just a ham for the beauty and the wonder of my PO <posts post posts posts posts posts> STS hyping (POSTS!) griping (POSTS!) just let me keep typing my POSTS I write them long, straight, crazy, twisted, silly, flaming, sneering, teasing, happy, whiney, helpful, sordid, pouting, scathing, condescending, whacky-laced and SHOUTED, I can't live without it, pornographic and acusing, growing, flowing, showing I'm amusing! Oh say can you see my posts if you can't get a new account Posting here posting there posting where I can't help myself Newbies will be grabbing for their gonads when I write my flames about them I'll write my flames in long pristine mystical posts I'll post to Cronan's newsgroup I don't promise not to post poop (YEAH!) Yeah, Ms. Thompson loved her son why don't you bastards love me? PO <posts post posts posts posts posts> STS hyping (POSTS!) griping (POSTS!) just let me keep typing my PO <posts post posts posts posts posts> STS hyping (POSTS!) griping (POSTS!) just let me keep typing my POSTS -- TheWitch "These experiences have confirmed that ours is a strong and vibrant newsgroup, full of people whose mouths are bigger than even our most bountiful harvest." - Blackhawk, President Erect of alt.fan.tom-servo
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