Subject:      POSTS!
Date:         23 Jan 2001 18:13:59 GMT
From:         thewitch@unagi.cybernothing.org
Organization: cyberNOTHING
Message-ID:   <980273237.270722@news>
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo


sung to the tune of Hair>

Don't think I'm cool
I'm just a posting fool
I'm posting noon and night
posts that are trite
I'm posting high and low
just so my stats
WILL GROW
it's not for flames or strife
I have no life

Dar-lin'

Let me write my posts
POSTS!
long and pointless posts
POSTS!
whining, scheming,
screaming, whacky-lacing
Let me write my posts
POSTS!
standard length and longer
POSTS!
here in Servo, there on ARNA
every group I find on USENET

PO <posts post posts posts posts posts> STS!
hyping (POSTS!)
griping (POSTS!)
just let me keep typing my POSTS

Let words fly from my keys
I'll pay all access fees
just let me write what I please in my posts
I'll write what I please
'til my fingers all seize
It won't be spam
I'm just a ham
for the beauty and the wonder of my

PO <posts post posts posts posts posts> STS
hyping (POSTS!)
griping (POSTS!)
just let me keep typing my POSTS

I write them
long, straight, crazy, twisted, silly, flaming, sneering, teasing, happy,
whiney, helpful, sordid, pouting, scathing, condescending, whacky-laced
and SHOUTED, I can't live without it, pornographic and acusing, growing,
flowing, showing I'm amusing!

Oh say can you see
my posts
if you can't
get a new account

Posting here
posting there
posting where
I can't help myself

Newbies will be grabbing for their gonads
when I write my flames about them
I'll write my flames in long pristine mystical posts
I'll post to Cronan's newsgroup
I don't promise not to post poop (YEAH!)
Yeah, Ms. Thompson loved her son
why don't you bastards love me?

PO <posts post posts posts posts posts> STS
hyping (POSTS!)
griping (POSTS!)
just let me keep typing my

PO <posts post posts posts posts posts> STS
hyping (POSTS!)
griping (POSTS!)
just let me keep typing my POSTS

--
TheWitch

"These experiences have confirmed that ours is a strong and vibrant
newsgroup, full of people whose mouths are bigger than even our most
bountiful harvest."

- Blackhawk, President Erect of alt.fan.tom-servo

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