Subject: Servojack (was Re: THE SILENCE MUST STOP!!!!) Date: 16 Nov 2000 20:17:08 GMT From: email@example.com (Arthur Levesque) Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.duke.basketball Tyler (email@example.com) wrote: T>I never meant to actually post here. Goddamnit, the crickets and T>tumbleweeds were getting to me. TYLER: I never wanted to post here... I never wanted to see crickets and tumbleweeds... I wanted to be -- A SERVOJACK! Peeping from froup to froup as they float down the mighty bandwidth of Usenet! The Buffy group! Star Trek! Duke Basketball! The smell of freshly-flung p00pies! The crash of mighty peeps! With my best girl by my side, we'd sing! Sing! SING!! Oh, I'm a Servo fan, and I'm OK I sleep all night and I peep all day K.P.S.: He's a Servo fan, and he's OK He sleeps all night and he peeps all day TYLER: I cut down trolls, I peep cascades I go to the IRC On Tuesdays I watch Buffy Then write an MST K.P.S.: He cuts down trolls, he peeps cascades He goes to the IRC On Tuesdays he'll watch Buffy Then write an MST TYLER/K.P.S.:* Oh, I'm a Servo fan, and I'm OK I sleep all night and I peep all day TYLER: I cut down trolls, I parody I like to act real def Sometimes I turn on V'ger And think it's real SF! K.P.S.: He cuts down trolls, he parodies He likes to act real def Sometimes he'll turn on ... V'ger? And think it's real SF!?!? TYLER/K.P.S.:* Oh, I'm a Servo fan, and I'm OK I sleep all night and I peep all day TYLER: I cut down trolls, change follow-ups And worship old L. Ron I wish I was an expert Just like Ford and Theron K.P.S.: He cut down trolls, change follow-ups And worships ... old ... L. Ron? He's like to be an expert Just like ... Ford and Theron? Ewwww!! [K.P.S. swear, throw p00pies at Tyler, and exit] -- /\ Arthur M Levesque 2A4W <*> firstname.lastname@example.org =/\= http://boog.org __ \B\ack King of the Potato People <fnord> "Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!" (oO) \S\lash Member of a vast right-wing conspiracy (-O-) Urban Spaceman /||\ \/ I was a lesbian before it was fashionable "I hate rainbows!"-EC * Obviously, the KPS sing "He's" instead of "I'm", etc.
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