Don't Fear the Peeper

(Arthur Levesque)


Subject:    Don't fear the Peeper (was Re: Time for TubbyByeBye)
Date:       16 Nov 2000 19:12:19 GMT
From:       bs@boog.orgy (Arthur Levesque)
Message-ID: <8v1bij$c91$1@bob.news.rcn.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo, alt.bitch.pork, alt.bonehead.tom-servo,
            alt.duke.basketball


Arthur Levesque (bs@boog.orgy) wrote:
BS>Come on, Wayland, don't fear the peeper...

Wayland (terminalwriter@hotmail.com) wrote:
W>Bonus points if you can finish the song.


DON'T FEAR THE PEEPER
Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- bs@boog.org -- http://boog.org
(To the tune of "Don't Fear the Reaper" by Blue Öyster Cult)

All these trolls have come
Gods, they're fucking dumb
Servites don't fear the Peeper
Nor does the Witch, or the bottled brain
(You can be like they are)

[CHORUS]
Come on baby (Don't fear the Peeper)
Just killfile the trolls (Don't fear the Peeper)
We'll be able to talk (Don't fear the Peeper)
Just like Mr. Hole...

Ford Thaxton is Fat
Don't care where he's at
Il Porco and Antifrance
Are together in A F T-S
(Il Porco and Antifrance)
40,000 trolls and spammers everyday
(Fear Il Porco and Antifrance)
40,000 trolls and spammers everyday
(Peeps make them p00p in their pants)
Another 40,000 coming everyday
(We can peep like they do)

[CHORUS]
Come on baby (Don't fear the Peeper)
Just killfile the trolls (Don't fear the Peeper)
We'll be able to talk (Don't fear the Peeper)
Just like Mr. Hole...

We servites are odd
Formed Killer Peep Squad
If you're reading Odious
And you feel that you just can't go on
Then read the next message where the Peeps appear
The crossposts fly and then get real queer
The trollers whine and then disappear
(Peepers don't get afraid, come on baby)
You can have no fear
You can run with us
(Ferret haters don't apply)
Just look backward and said goodbye
(You will become like we are)
You'll just follow our lead
(You will become like we are)
Come on baby, don't fear the Peeper

-- 
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