From: WWS <wschmidt@tyler.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,rec.music.filk
Subject: Don't Fear (the troller)
Date: Fri, 08 Jun 2001 08:46:02 -0500
Organization: WWCD
Message-ID: <3B20D71A.AB48D5C5@tyler.net>


This came to me on the interstate the other day.

Dedicated to Lori and Citizen Bane.

apologies to the Blue Oyster Cult 

"Don't Fear The Troller"

All our posts have come
Here but now they're gone 

Spammers don't fear the troller
Nor does Ahbou nor Kibology 
(we can be like they are)
Come on baby 
(don't fear the troller)
Baby take my hand 
(don't fear the troller)
We'll be able to laugh
(don't fear the troller)
Baby that's the plan

Many thought they'd won
Fought, but now they're gone

Sean and Dan Tropea, post together in obscurity 
(Sean and Dan Tropea)
Forty thousand men and women everyday 
(like Sean and Dan Tropea)
Forty thousand men and women everyday 
(redefine intelligence)
Another forty thousand coming everyday 
(we can be like they are)
Come on baby
(don't fear the troller)
Baby take my hand 
(don't fear the troller)
We'll be able to fly 
(don't fear the troller)
Baby I'm your man

One is won and one
words are here then gone

Came the last night of madness
It was weird and she couldn't go on
The groups were clear, then the trolls appeared 
They started flames and then disappeared
They changed their names and then reappeared
She tried to ban but then He appeared 
(saying don't be afraid)
Come on baby 
(and she had no fear)
And she ran to him 
(and they started to fly)
They looked backward and they said goodbye
(she had become like they are)
She was taking his hand 
(she had become like they are)
Come on baby
(don't fear the troller)
I said come on now 
(don't fear the troller)
Come on baby 
(don't fear the troller)
Baby I'm your man....

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