From:       "recook77" <recook77@ix.netcom.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.music.filk
Subject:    "The Trolling Posters" (filk)
Date:       Mon, 14 Aug 2000 22:39:26 -0400
Message-ID: <8naaug$7t6$1@slb7.atl.mindspring.net>


"The Trolling Posters"
(sung to the tune of "Eleanor Rigby")

Ah. . .look at all the trolling posters!

Ah. . .look at all the trolling posters!

Mr. Neal Shelley
Learned an employee was using his e-mail to troll
Now heads will roll

Lesson for Theron
Cover your butt and from now on just use Deja.com
What could go wrong?

All the trolling posters
Where did they all come from?
All the trolling posters
Why don't they all go home?

Buford A. Thaxton
Claiming that Gharlane is really some dude in San Fran
It's worse than Spam

Nobody cares, Bewf
Why don't you go back to picking on ol' JMS?
Sheesh, what a pest

All the trolling posters
Where do they all come from?
Somewhere up in Bellevue
That's where they all belong

Ah. . .look at all the trolling posters!

Ah. . .look at all the trolling posters!

Odie's the new boy
Doesn't know grammar or commas and barely can spell
But what the hell

That's never stopped him
Now he's the laughingstock to all the posters on r.a.s.t.
Odie, leave fast

All the trolling posters
Where did they all come from?
Somewhere up in Bellevue
That's where they all belong!


--
"God is a very busy god. He may not be there when you want him, but he's
always on time."

Curtis Mayfield
1942-1999

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