Subject: Wow Date: Mon, 30 Jul 2001 14:50:48 GMT From: The Last of the Elf Spatters <email@example.com> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Arthur sez the elf spat isn't OFFICIALLY over until everyone gets home. Who would have thought that the elf spat would last until Monday? Best elf spat EVER!! Details later... heh heh heh... Oh, and here's something Arthur just wrote! ELF SPAT RIOT Lyrics by Arthur Levesque -- firstname.lastname@example.org -- http://boog.org (To the tune of "Zoot Suit Riot" by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies) Who's that swingin' up in the trees? Monkey lovin' and pickin' fleas Cheese, pickles, and deli ham Who's your minion, yes I am Servites came to play, now they can't drink fast enough Others in the chat room want to know who's in the buff Elf Spat riot (Riot) Throw back a bottle of beer Elf Spat riot (Riot) Bashin' Libs since Tyler's not here Elf Spat riot (Riot) Laughin' at her morning hair Elf Spat riot (Riot) There's a funny smell in the air Now sell it! Jumpin' up and Time-Warpin', Rocky dance Arthur and Brendan are bashin' France It's about time I mentioned Wayland In my filkin' Servo band Tiffany perms her hair, Bessie's feeding Emily Voice in Lori's head sings "How's your hole... family?" Elf Spat riot (Riot) Rule says you gotta swim bare Elf Spat riot (Riot) Eat pizza like you just don't care You're in an Elf Spat riot Zoot zy-ow (Zoot zy-ow) Zoot za zoo zay (Zoot za zoo zay) That's Jason snoring (That's Jason snoring) Hey hey hey! Zoot zy-ow (Zoot zy-ow) Zoot za zoo zay (Zoot za zoo zay) Lori sleep-mumbling (Lori sleep-mumbling) What's she say? You got me on the couch where I'm settled for the night But at five you know we're still havin' a pillow fight Elf Spat riot (Riot) Spill drinks all over Art's rear Elf Spat riot (Riot) The Doritos are over there Elf Spat riot (Riot) Virgin hunters can smell fear Elf Spat riot (Riot) Grab a fork if she comes near You're in an Elf Spat riot ++ Lori
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