Subject: To tide you over until the Recap..... Date: Sun, 28 Jul 2002 17:32:36 -0400 From: Antifrance <email@example.com> Organization: Oligarchy University Message-ID: <3D4462F4.244F333B@yahoo.com> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Quotes from Durham Elf Spat III: "That's the wrong kind of wood!" -Antifrance "I didn't know she [Lori] could make that sound." -Bessie "I get this problem where my butt clenches." -Bessie "I can't get it out! It's broken!" -Antifrance "I guess I'll make out with Lots42, and that'll count as a lesbian encounter." -Bessie "My boob was bigger than her head." -Bessie "How do you lose a pound of bacon?" -Wayland "But, you don't have rippling muscles and kung-fu grip action!" -Bessie "You're half-naked in a parking lot!" -Wayland "This is the best stuff if you ever have a kid or a whiny husband." -Bessie "How does one break a hole?" -Lori "I don't know anything about this." -Gas station clerk, while producing a crack pipe "I'm spanking myself!" -Tara, via phone "How did THAT get in your diaper??" -Bessie -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), | firstname.lastname@example.org GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://www.holyducttape.com "Hey, Brendan, I've been meaning to ask you... when you were locked in that spaceship with the alien, how did you get away? After you ran out of Bugles, that is." -Captain Infinity
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