Quotes from Durham Elf Spat III

Subject:      To tide you over until the Recap.....
Date:         Sun, 28 Jul 2002 17:32:36 -0400
From:         Antifrance <antifrance@yahoo.com>
Organization: Oligarchy University
Message-ID:   <3D4462F4.244F333B@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo

Quotes from Durham Elf Spat III:

"That's the wrong kind of wood!" -Antifrance

"I didn't know she [Lori] could make that sound." -Bessie

"I get this problem where my butt clenches." -Bessie

"I can't get it out! It's broken!" -Antifrance

"I guess I'll make out with Lots42, and that'll count as a lesbian
encounter." -Bessie

"My boob was bigger than her head." -Bessie

"How do you lose a pound of bacon?" -Wayland

"But, you don't have rippling muscles and kung-fu grip action!" -Bessie

"You're half-naked in a parking lot!" -Wayland

"This is the best stuff if you ever have a kid or a whiny husband."

"How does one break a hole?" -Lori

"I don't know anything about this." -Gas station clerk, while producing
a crack pipe

"I'm spanking myself!" -Tara, via phone

"How did THAT get in your diaper??" -Bessie

Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), | antifrance@yahoo.com
GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://www.holyducttape.com

"Hey, Brendan, I've been meaning to ask you... when you were locked
in that spaceship with the alien, how did you get away? After you
ran out of Bugles, that is." -Captain Infinity

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