From: Mortis <firstname.lastname@example.org> Subject: The 3rd(?) Official Elf Spat Date: 03 Jul 2000 00:00:00 GMT Message-ID: <email@example.com> Organization: Undead for the Enslavement of Humanity Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo So I picked Brendan up at his (dark) motel room in downtown Atlanta at 1:30 pm. Lexie was there. I gave him a present (a laser pen, just like in James Bond), and then we were off. We made small talk in the car (I was driving, Lexie had shotgun, Brendan was in the back, passenger side). I asked him if he could drive a tank. I tried to keep the car on the road, going an average of 65-75 mph. We got to my Regal, got out. I got free passes for everyone and we went and saw the last half-hour of Shaft, and then Me, Myself & Irene (which was *good*). We got back into my car, and I sped Brendan back to his room, Lexie in tow. We made more small talk. We got to the Inn at 5:20 pm, and then he took two pictures (One of just me and him, one of me, him, and Lexie). I met his parents. Then we left. He didn't kill me. He didn't ask me to prove that I'm a wraith (it was pretty bright outside: I was scared). Lexie was quiet. I had a good time. Mortis Master of the Unknown, KPS Nebulosis Defunctus "Mister Order, he runs at a very good pace But old Mother Chaos is winning the race" -Lord Omar, "The Honest Book of Truth"
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