From: firstname.lastname@example.org (Antifrance) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Subject: The Mr. Hole Hair Scattering Ceremony Date: 14 Aug 2003 16:56:18 -0700 Message-ID: <email@example.com> A handful of Mr. Hole's hair was scattered in a tasteful ceremony on Bagram Air Base, Afghanistan, on August 10, 2003. The ceremony was held at 6:45 PM, Afghanistan local time, along a walkway recently named Bob Hope Drive in the American tent city. The sun was setting, and the wind was fierce. I removed the hair from its baggie for the first time, and allowed the strong winds to carry it out of sight. A one-gun salute and "Taps" followed. Congratulations, Mr. Hole -- you can now say that you, or at least part of you, has travelled to Afghanistan as part of Operation Enduring Freedom. --- Brendan
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