The Mr. Hole Hair Scattering Ceremony


From: (Antifrance)
Subject:    The Mr. Hole Hair Scattering Ceremony
Date:       14 Aug 2003 16:56:18 -0700
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A handful of Mr. Hole's hair was scattered in a tasteful ceremony on
Bagram Air Base, Afghanistan, on August 10, 2003. The ceremony was
held at 6:45 PM, Afghanistan local time, along a walkway recently
named Bob Hope Drive in the American tent city.

The sun was setting, and the wind was fierce. I removed the hair from
its baggie for the first time, and allowed the strong winds to carry
it out of sight. A one-gun salute and "Taps" followed.

Congratulations, Mr. Hole -- you can now say that you, or at least
part of you, has travelled to Afghanistan as part of Operation
Enduring Freedom.


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