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Thanks to: Brendan

From:       Antifrance <antifrance@yahoo.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv,alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject:    Re: Enron gets hot!
Date:       Sat, 09 Mar 2002 01:08:18 -0500
Message-ID: <3C89A6D2.10408@yahoo.com>

Jaime M. de Castellvi wrote:
> I think it is fun watching Skilling on the skillet, but his hide is
> much too tough for an easy fry.

And without further ado, the newest Servo recipe:



large energy conglomerate   1
smarmy executives           several
slipping economy            1
political pseudoscandal     1
stock options               to taste
salt                        to taste


1. Preheat your accounting firm to 451°.

2. Mix conglomerate, executives, and salt in mixing bowl. Sprinkle stock 
options for maximum greed.

3. Grease up a nonstick pan and fill with slipping economy. Mix in a 
pinch of the political pseudoscandal.

4. Broil economy for about a year and a half, then add the energy firm 
mixture and the rest of the scandal. Bake in accounting company until 
stock options have fully dissolved.

Serves hundreds of penniless ex-employees.

Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance),   |   antifrance@yahoo.com
GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI   |   http://www.holyducttape.com

"So that when I tell myself to stop making such utter crap, I don't
listen to myself, because I don't remember that I'm me." -Wayland/JMS

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