From: Antifrance <email@example.com> Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv,alt.fan.tom-servo Subject: Re: Enron gets hot! Date: Sat, 09 Mar 2002 01:08:18 -0500 Message-ID: <3C89A6D2.firstname.lastname@example.org> Jaime M. de Castellvi wrote: > I think it is fun watching Skilling on the skillet, but his hide is > much too tough for an easy fry. And without further ado, the newest Servo recipe: TEXAN-STYLE COOKED BOOKS Ingredients: large energy conglomerate 1 smarmy executives several slipping economy 1 political pseudoscandal 1 stock options to taste salt to taste Preparation: 1. Preheat your accounting firm to 451°. 2. Mix conglomerate, executives, and salt in mixing bowl. Sprinkle stock options for maximum greed. 3. Grease up a nonstick pan and fill with slipping economy. Mix in a pinch of the political pseudoscandal. 4. Broil economy for about a year and a half, then add the energy firm mixture and the rest of the scandal. Bake in accounting company until stock options have fully dissolved. Serves hundreds of penniless ex-employees. -- Brendan Dillon (aka Antifrance), | email@example.com GPG; 1SG, KPS OPC; SC, HQ, SURLI | http://www.holyducttape.com "So that when I tell myself to stop making such utter crap, I don't listen to myself, because I don't remember that I'm me." -Wayland/JMS
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