That's right, recipes. A troll can't live on Peeps alone, you know. So here is a collection of recipes that have been posted to alt.fan.tom-servo and used during Elf Spats. Just watch out for the buffalo meat.
Special thanks to Lori for a tremendous amount of help with this segment.
"You know, there have been enough recipes posted here and sent to me in e-mail
that I could print a small cookbook. Maybe I should make a 'Servo recipe' website.
.....On second thought... that's just way too weird for this froup." -Lori
- Arthur's Mexican Lasagna
- Arthur's Italian Lasagna
- Pesto Pizza
- The Holy Sandwich
- Gazpacho -- Dedicated to the memory of Arnold J. Rimmer.
- Brian's Chili -- Awarded "Most Likely To Injure" at a company chili cookoff.
- WWS' Cinco de Mayo Supper
- Baked Deer's Head
- Lori's s00per E-Z Lasagna
- Tara's Tomato Sauce and Lasagna
- Gingerbread Pancakes
- Super Pork Bacon Bomb -- "This is about as treyif (non-Kosher) as you can get, without adding shrimp."
- Hoppin' John
- Italian Roasted Chicken
- Sloppy Joe's Liver and Onions
- How to Make Oatmeal Edible
- Cheeseburger Soup
- Oriental Ostrich Meatballs in Sweet and Sour Sauce
- Lemon Pavlova
- WWS's Homemade Mashed Potatoes
- Prime Rib with Home-Ground Horseradish
- Sue's Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
- Kibo's $250 Spaghetti Noodle Recipe -- Down with capitalizing!
"Wasabi is green tea ice cream. Go ahead, take a biiiiiig bite. Yum." -Mortis
- Anti-Voyager Zombies -- Served at the wakes of Kermit Krab and Cronan, and also every other point in time ever.
- Stoned Maggot
- Arthur's Alcoholic Milkshake
- Jell-O Shooters -- Technically not a beverage, but good for getting verstüken.
- Buttered Nipples
- Infinity's Coffee Obsession -- The best tasting coffee in the world.
- The Perfect Cup of Tea
"Cows offer us such a wide variety for dining, I can eat beef for weeks
without eating the same meal twice!" -Sloppy Joe, the Meat King
- Chocolate Bacon Blondies
- Deep Dark Chocolate Cake
- Cinnamon Spice Pork Rind Cake -- For people on the Atkins Diet.
- Blue Peep Pie
- Twinkie Cake -- "I'm afraid that this recipe violates several biological-weapon conventions." -Geoduck
- Deep-Fried Twinkies
- Soylent Brownies
- Aunt Anne's Coffee Cake
- Pumpkin Mousse -- A fall favorite.
"Booberry, pshaw! Count Chocula kicks Booberry's ass." -Mortis
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