From: tomscud@umich.edu (Thomas R Scudder)
Subject: Re: This is bad
Date: 1998/03/22
Message-ID: <UzbR.1155$SV6.5094596@news.itd.umich.edu>#1/1
Organization: First Legion, Second Cohort, Third Maniple, First Century
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.written,alt.fan.tom-servo,
alt.society.generation-x.ls-bumgarner,alt.religion.kibology
Captain Infinity (Infinity@world.std.com) asieoniezi:
: Why, when my niece in Arizona sent me a letter telling me she was going to
: name hew newborn son "Kibo", Kibo sent her a letter telling her to name him
: "Bumgarner" instead. Then he send me a recipe for chili.
Watch out! Last time I got a recipe in the mail from Kibo, I got a bill
for $250.00 in the mail very shortly thereafter. I investigated my legal
options, but it seemed to be more expensive to fight it than simply to
pay. Thus, I thought that I would GET BACK AT HIM by POSTING HIS $250.00
RECIPE to the NET.
HERE IT IS:
Spaghetti noodles:
1 package spaghetti noodles
2 quarts water
1 pinch salt
Put salt in water. Bring water to a boil (in a pot, on a stovetop).
Dump noodles in pot of boiling water. Cook five to ten minutes, until
noodles are cooked through but not gummy. Throw noodles into a large
colander to drain. Serves 4.
HA! TAKE THAT, KIBO, YOU EVIL CAPITALIZED PIG-DOG!
FROM HELL'S THYROID GLAND I STRIKE AT YOU!
--
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