Message-ID: <3B043F5F.6C0E@inna.net>
Date: Thu, 17 May 2001 17:15:11 -0400
From: James D Thompson <jaydeet@inna.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject: Re: Today I did the unthinkable...
Organization: I Realize these Views are Unpopular, but I've Never been
One to Court Popularity
Lori wrote:
>
> I know it's good for me, which is why I ate it. As to the taste...
> that's debatable. Although, I'm working on ways to make it more
> palatable.
Okay, here's what you do. First, throw away the "instant oatmeal",
it's pure crap; go buy a can of William Penn. Next, use 100% real milk;
none of that skim, low-fat nonsense. While you're at the store, buy
some dark corn syrup and some brown sugar (and a bit of maple flavor
if you like that).
Now, when you make your oatmeal, put a half or 3/4 cup of oats in a
bowl and fill that about 2/3rds of the way with milk. Toss in two big
spoonfuls of Da Shoogah and a dollop of corn syrup, and stir all that
together. Nuke that for two minutes, toss in another shot of syrup, and
nuke that for another 2 minutes or so. It oughta be getting nice and
thick by now, so let it sit for a few minutes to cool down a bit and
really set up.
Eat and enjoy. Your colon will thank you.
David Thompson
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