Message-ID: <3B043F5F.6C0E@inna.net> Date: Thu, 17 May 2001 17:15:11 -0400 From: James D Thompson <email@example.com> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo Subject: Re: Today I did the unthinkable... Organization: I Realize these Views are Unpopular, but I've Never been One to Court Popularity Lori wrote: > > I know it's good for me, which is why I ate it. As to the taste... > that's debatable. Although, I'm working on ways to make it more > palatable. Okay, here's what you do. First, throw away the "instant oatmeal", it's pure crap; go buy a can of William Penn. Next, use 100% real milk; none of that skim, low-fat nonsense. While you're at the store, buy some dark corn syrup and some brown sugar (and a bit of maple flavor if you like that). Now, when you make your oatmeal, put a half or 3/4 cup of oats in a bowl and fill that about 2/3rds of the way with milk. Toss in two big spoonfuls of Da Shoogah and a dollop of corn syrup, and stir all that together. Nuke that for two minutes, toss in another shot of syrup, and nuke that for another 2 minutes or so. It oughta be getting nice and thick by now, so let it sit for a few minutes to cool down a bit and really set up. Eat and enjoy. Your colon will thank you. David Thompson -- Any minute now, I expect the villagers to mob my house with pitch forks and torches. Fortunately for me, Mac isn't all that bright, so they'll probably mob the neighbors. -Podkayne Fries, 5-10-01
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