From: Whatchamacallit Sue <email@example.com> Subject: Re: Old TV ACTOR'S HEADING TO THE POKEY Date: 2000/04/13 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org>#1/1 Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.tom-servo In article <email@example.com, firstname.lastname@example.org wrote: > I used my telepathic powers to read <email@example.com>, in > which Whatchamacallit Sue <firstname.lastname@example.org> typed: > > >Laugh all you want at me for being just a simple house wife, but > >I bet I could whip all your butts in a PB&J sandwich making duel. :) > > Oh, yeah? Well, tell me this, then: Which way are you supposed to > cut them when you're done? HMMMMMMMMMMMMM?!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?! A proper PB&J sandwich is constructed in the following order: Step one: Find two pieces of white bread, preferably using Grandpa Stroemann's King or Family sized loafs. Step two: Slather BOTH pieces of bread with unrefridgerated peanut butter. Adding peanut butter to only one of the pieces of bread does not a true PB&J sandwich make. Step three: Add jelly. I use a refrigerated jelly, not jam. It's been my experience that Smuckers has the best jelly. Step four: Cut into two perfect triangles. Step five: Bite into PB&J. Step six: Chew PB&J. Step seven: Swallow gooey mess. Step eight: repeat steps five six and seven until sandwich is all gone. Step nine: wipe mouth with napkin. Step ten: Belch if necessary. Step eleven: Blame step ten on husband if children are present. -- Whatchamacallit? We call it, Sue!
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