From: Blarg <blarg@spamcop.net>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Subject: Re: Apology
Organization: Drag/Net Systems International, plc
Message-ID: <sbjlfuss69ff374u9dddbga4v0u04mp68a@4ax.com>
Date: Mon, 03 Jun 2002 02:16:14 GMT
Just Lori <80s_child@bigmailbox.net> wackylaced:
>Long ago, in a galaxy far, far away...
>Blarg <blarg@spamcop.net> wrote some portion of the following:
>>Just Lori <80s_child@bigmailbox.net> wrote, while
>>>Blarg <blarg@spamcop.net> wrote, while
>>>>Just Lori <80s_child@bigmailbox.net> wrote, while
>>>>>Blarg <blarg@spamcop.net> wrote, while
>>>>>>Just Lori <80s_child@bigmailbox.net> wrote, while
>>>>>>>Blarg <blarg@spamcop.net> started this off with:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Hey there people!
>>>>>>> (& you too, Hole)
>>>>>> He's funny-named
>>>>> You forgot one. ^
>>>> Exclamation Point
>>> Very good, Blarg!
>> I'm still trying.
> Help me, Obi-wan!
Now for TV Tunes!
>
>>>>>>>>I apologize for the mass flood of posts from me.. Apparently AT&T
>>>>>>> sucks, and I was the only one on the planet who didn't know. Their
>>>>>> servers are slow and their customer service is useless. Then AT&T
>>>>> sold its soul to Satan and gave the profits to Clinton. The cigar
>>>> was given a new identity after the 'incident' with an intern. CNN
>>> is the suckiest news channel EVAR! I was unconscious when FOX News
>> called me saying I was the #1 big-money winner. Evidently Verizon
> was a pupil of mine, until he turned to evil. I have forseen that
They call him Flipper! Flipper! Faster than lightning! No-one you
>>>>>>>>Broadband finally got the problem straightened out with their news
>>>>>>> about Osama bin Laden's gay relationship with an obese Burger King
>>>>>> customer who apparently got a cake stuck up her ass along with the
>>>>> knife and serving platter! The proctologist sent the bill to their
>>>> waiter, who immediately had a laughing fit and barfed all over the
>>> main course. He served it anyway, resulting in no tip for the poor
>> sod, even though he had puked. I don't think I could blame my old
> wretched hive of scum and villainy. You must learn the ways of the
Secret Agent Man! They've given you a number, and taken away your
>>>>>>>>server. Instead of flushing the queue like they should have done,
>>>>>>> it backed up and overflowed. This mess wouldn't've occured if only
>>>>>> the plumbing would have been fixed the night before. Purportedly,
>>>>> it was Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the lead pipe, and
>>>> I was just waiting until it was my turn. It was very fitting that
>>> this thread was started on April Fool's Day. More remarkable that
>> even after my hiatus (and playing Clue) it's still happening. Wow,
> aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper? Size matters not, so
Don't go to bed, with no price on your head. No, no, don't do it:
>>>>>>>>they let the gazillion messages waiting to be posted to, well, umm
>>>>>>> it's a secret so hush. Lori is way too tired to coherently WL this
>>>>>> message so she's just going to look the other way and let Mr Blarg
>>>>> continue to flood the froup with multiple copies of each and every
>>>> letter of the alphabet. Art said it couldn't be done til I saw him
>>> on that video tape with his girlfriend. I'll tell ya about it in a
>> Gay Online Journal (GOJ): you won't read it if I troll you with my
> half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder!! I'd just as soon kiss a
Wonder Woman! All the world's waiting for you. And the power you
>>>>>>>>post.
>>>> Well.
>>> Deep.
>> Dank.
> Luke!
Fame!
>
>>>>>>>>I reposted some messages after they didn't show up for more than a
>>>>>>> year, and I ran off crying that you're all mean to newbies yester-
>>>>>> day (not to mention last week!). I really have a fetish for doris
>>>>> cuz she has a big clitoris!! I like making rhymes. I do it every
>>>> time. This is what I say: my words, they are pleasin' every other
>>> way! Up my butt... with a coconut! I deliver The Watchtower once a
>> week and crashed that site what said I was a geek! Look away every
> one, they're dying! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough to-
gether. People will see me and cry "Fame!" I'm going to make it to
>>>>>>>>day, and that's the main reason why you see 'em several times.
>>>>>> I must start a new paragraph here and say that I am completely for
>>>>> -getting to change my underwear lately, and it's chafing. I liked
>>>> the smell at first but it got to me. I with it smelled like all of
>>> those dumpsters Lots42 likes to dive into, and wallowing around in
>> mud really didn't help my complexion either. It kind of looks like
> I am some kind of god! It's against my programming to impersonate
There is the sun and moon. They sing their own sweet tune. Watch
>>>>>> the happy wackylacing Lori did on this message. It's truly a work
>>>>> that has inspired the masses. The Captain should taste this piece
>>>> of cake. It's almost as yummy as a Twinkie, which after a year is
>>> suitable to be used as a weapon against Palestinians & their forms
>> used to make thos damn tandoors. Someone said this is a nice work
> but that's no moon, it's a space station! Our ships found remains
Who could it be? Believe it or not it's just me. It's like a light
>>>>>> of art, and should be preserved on Google Groups forever. If this
>>>>> is agreeable, sign your name on the dotted line. Did you know that
>>>> I have big tits? I spun around and sent someone to Hostpital. Oh
>>> by the way, I made up the word "Hostpital". Didja notice that the
>> spellchecker I use is broken? The Big History Book says that since
> there will be a reward for the one who finds the Millennium Falcon
Your friends'll be there when your back's to the wall. You'll find
>>>>>> poor Blarg never made it to alt.fan.tom-servo in the beginning, he
>>>>> sure missed out on all the Good Old Days, huh? It's too bad Cronan
>>>> didn't say "My can of whoop-ass is bigger than yours!". I know he
>>> is sorely missed around here. <Insert "sore" joke here!> The Pope
>> on a rope got caught with some dope and had no hope that the bloke
> ain't like dusting crops, boy! When 900 years old *you* reach, you
believe I'm ready for what love has to bring. I've been searching;
>>>>>> would never have met an exceptional wackylacer as Lori. She's got
>>>>> a brain AND big boobs too! Currently she's over there listening to
>>>> Chamber Strings and some old Nick Drake. You know, Ellis Paul has
>>> the same first name as Ellis Island!! Mr. Hole has finally gotten
>> that buttplug be's been talking about forever. Arthur too has got
> people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. C3PO's getting
two babies: One was six months, one was three. In the war of '44
>>>>>> the knack and is truly following in the footsteps of one Mr. Kibo.
>>>>>>>>Take care,
>>>>>>> or Ex-lax!
>>>>>> It helps!!
>>>>> Just look!
>>>> I'm runny!
>>> See Jaime?
>> Wow, Funny
> Rebel scum
Movin' on.
>
>>>>>>>>Blargeystone!
>>>>>>> Kissitorelse!
>>>>> Ireallymeanit
>>>> Illfartonyou!
>>> Holdyournose!
>> Itstinksbadly
> I'myourfather
Closertofree!
"It depends on what the meaning of the word 'is' is. If the -- if he -- if 'is' means is and
never has been, that is not -- that is not the only one thing. It means there is none. That
was a completely true statement." -- President WIlliam Jefferson Clinton, August 1998
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