Subject:      Lorenzo's Silver Hammer
Date:         Sun, 29 Oct 2000 11:41:17 -0800
From:         openbook@sirius.com (Blackhawk)
Organization: Search for Internet Text-based Intelligence
Message-ID:   <p3irvsgbetun3uk921011vjsof2hhlni8q@4ax.com>
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo

To the tune of "Maxwell's Silver Hammer"

Beth was quizzical,
Gave her ferrets physicals
Science in the home.
Late nights all alone with the Usenet, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.

Scuzz Lorenzo,
major schizophrenico,
posts her from his home.
"Can I flirt with you on the Usenet?" Oh, no, no, NO.

As her reply is starting to go,
a noise comes from behind...

<plonk> <plonk>
Scuzz L.'s silver killfile,
came down upon her head,
<plonk> <plonk>
Scuzz L.'s silver killfile,
made sure her posts were dead.

On Usenet again
Scuzz L plays it crude again,
Lisa B's annoyed,
wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene, eeh, eeh, ene.

She tells Scuzz to stay,
when the Usenet's gone away,
So he waits behind,
writing 50 times "Sorry you'll be so, oh, oh, oh"

But as she turns her back on the boy,
he creeps up from behind!

<plonk> <plonk>
Scuzz L.'s silver killfile,
came down upon her head,
<plonk> <plonk>
Scuzz L.'s silver killfile,
made sure her posts were dead.

J. and Rodenborn
said "he's such a dirty won."
Scuzz L. stands alone.
Painting testicular pictures, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Hole and Scally,
screaming from the gallery,
say "He must go free".
But Serg in IRC says that he must go, oh, oh, oh.

But as the words appear on the screen,
he sneaks up from behind...

<plonk> <plonk>
Scuzz L.'s scuzzy rhetoric,
came down upon our heads,
<plonk> <plonk>
Scuzz L.'s filthy language,
made sure Ol'Cap was dead.

***
Blackhawk
"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 11/30/96

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