Subject: Re: Why would they attack the Mars lander? Date: Mon, 06 Dec 1999 05:36:38 GMT From: Sergey Bukhman <firstname.lastname@example.org> Message-ID: <384B3D69.BA6018BA@netropolis.net> Newsgroups: alt.alien.visitors,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.war.nuclear Captain Infinity wrote: > Why would the Martians destroy the Mars Lander? It poses them no > threat. All we want to do is take some soil samples and record some > sounds, right? So why would they want to cripple the mission? > > They've been sending stuff to Earth for decades now, and *we've* never > interfered with their missions. Well, except for Betty and Barney Hill, > when they tried to make copies of their Star Charts. But that was just > normal curiosity, not deliberate destruction of the whole mission. > > I dunno about you, but I'm pretty peeved about the whole thing. Maybe > the next landing mission should carry some Nukes. That will teach those > bastard Martians a lesson they won't soon forget. Dear Mr. Infinity (if that, indeed, is your true name): I don't see how you can be so callous as to joke about this important matter. For once, can we treat the space program as more than just a joke to entertain the masses while channel surfing for something "funner"? This is the future of our existence as a human race we're talking here, a serious matter to say the least. It should be clear to any right minded individual that engaging in open hostilities with the population of Mars (calling them Martians is incorrect, as that is NOT the name they go by) is highly disadvantageous to the human race. The chances of victory are slim to none. While NASA (which is teaming with spies from you-know-where) struggles to land a vehicle on their home planet, they have made numerous successful manned missions to ours. They are obviously superior technologically. Their greatest achievement was to fool the mass population of the Earth into thinking they don't exist, while the evidence for the contrary is immense. Expecting benevolence from the mysterious strangers (while we share the same DNA, obviously they've made some slight "modifications") would be naive and foolish. They are known not to shy from a preemptive strike situation (The Kennedy assassination being the most prominent one) when they feel their interests are endangered. Their recent, quite blatant, destruction of the Mars Lander is a form of saying "Stay clear! You are not wanted" to us. Why did they allow the "pathfinder" to land, last year? Quite simply, because that was a spy for THEM, bringing back advanced intelligence information from the Earth. It was cleverly disguised, showing the crowds some pretty red pictures, to please them. But our latest attempt at spying was not to their liking - so it was promptly taken out by an ordinary defense grid drone (type #ZX34). And so would your "nuke filled" space craft be destroyed, Mr. Infinity. Only this time they'll apply retribution, maybe even going ahead with operation "Enslave Humanity" a couple of years earlier. Be warned! Stupidity and ignorance will be the end of us all! -- Sergey Kabrinchevski Head Research Laboratory; Houston Texas; Reconnaissance and Intelligence department, Block 7-A;
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