Subject: METALL~1 Date: Thu, 17 Aug 2000 14:20:45 GMT From: Riboflavin D. Monkey <email@example.com> Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo So I had this dream last night (this is not the one where Mr. Hole changes his name). I dreamt that there was Metallica Bubble Gum, and people all over the world were chewing it. But them Metallica got angry and started suing Grocery Stores for selling their gum because sometimes people stole it and chewed it without paying for it. And then they told the Grocery Stores to randomly ban 300,000 people from their stores. And then they started suing individual people because people who where couples were "sharing" the gum with each other when they kissed. They would transfer the gum from one person's mouth to another, and only one of them presumably payed for the gum. This particularly ticked off lars who started sewing people's mouths shut so no one could chew any gum whatsoever. So then Dr. Dre. started suing people even though he stole the recipe from Metallica. THE ENB? -- Riboflavin D. Monkey "Ghosts are not the most patient of people." - Dan Tropea
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