Subject: Re: Desperately Seeking Osama Date: Sat, 13 Oct 2001 01:25:19 -0500 From: WWS <email@example.com> Organization: WWCD Message-ID: <3BC7DE4F.15EDC869@tyler.net> Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo And Knowing Is Half The Battle wrote: > > > One of the terrorist groups was living it up at a strip club and arguing over > the tab on Sept. 10. That sounds about right. I followed this guy and his "family" when they left their house by SUV at 1830 hours. Almost lost him when my car keys fell out of my fatigues but managed to catch him. Anyway, he drove to a local strip mall and he and his brood entered an establishment called the "Golden Pagoda". Interviews with locals revealed that this establishment is a chinese restaurant. Many foreigners were present, and I learned that they passed out cryptic messages inside their after dinner treats. Could this be the link I was looking for? Is this how they communicate with the central command? In the light over the doorway I could see that the subject was now cleanshaven but his eyebrows still grew together. Subject ordered a huge quantity of food, plenty of pork but no shellfish. It appears that the suspect is a Jewish attorney after all. Given that this class of criminals has no reward offerred for their apprehension, I have terminated surveillance. BUT WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THIS!! On the way home I stopped at a local 7-11 to buy a lotto ticket (got to cover all the bases) and on the way out of the store I spot a skinny guy over by the dumpster. Looking carefully I saw the long gray beard, the unkempt appearance, the furtive eyes... OMYGOD it's HIM. I yelled at him but as I advanced toward him he scuttled around the dumpster and disappeared into the night. The search starts tomorrow. -- __________________________________________________WWS_____________ "Your type is exactly why I decry visiting this message board." - SJB51
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