Wayland is Reborn


From:       terminalwriter@hotmail.com (Wayland)
Subject:    Re: Some good news... and some Bad news
Date:       28 Jan 2000 00:00:00 GMT
Message-ID: <38920019.9078751@news.bcandid.deja.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.duke.basketball

On Fri, 28 Jan 2000 12:36:59 -0800, holefamily1
<holefamily1@webtv.net> wrote:

>Done, it's DONE!!! "MY LITTLE HOLE ON THE WEB" has now been updated.
>First the good news: The arduous task is complete! There's new stuff on
>almost every page. I even updated the "Ebony Assers" list! New photos
>from The Captain, WWS, Antifrance, Sloppy Joe, and a few more you'll
>have to visit he site to learn about.
>The bad new about the Sergey Caption's Challenge: Due to the extremely
>poor quality of the submissions, I was forced to write 2 new captions
>myself. Therefore there is no winner. Sorry. Better luck next time. :~(
>It can be found at:

Wayland:  Wait a minute!  Dan has ebony ass status, but not me!
Terminal:  Quit your whining, you're not that good a poster, deal with it.
Wayland:  Hey!
Terminal:  Plus, aside from that, you're looking for acceptance from a guy
named Hole.  I think you have some Freudian issues you need to have
Wayland:  But...
Terminal:  Now there you go with that butt thing again.  Holes and butts,
yup, some serious psychological problems.  And, then of course there is
that whole issue with Lori, a woman 10 years older than you. You're coming
close to an Oedipus with that one.
Wayland:  I... I... I...
Terminal:  And there you go with you, you, you.  You're kinda self absorbed
too, do you know that?  And then there's the whole thing with me.  You got
on the internet four years ago and dropped me after about six months.  You
modified and used my name on your web-page but that's about it.
Wayland:  What about Captain Terminal?
Terminal:  Oh, how did I forget about that pansy-ass Star Trek
character you gave my name to?  He had only one decent story in that whole
gay RPG and in that one Cronan totally opened a can of Whoop-Ass on him.
Wayland:  I made you up, you can't be doing this!
Terminal:  Look kid, I am doing this, so apparently I can.  If you just let
me do my thing, without struggling, you might get some pleasure out of it
...I've only been around two posts and am more qualified for Ebony Ass
than Wayland.

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