Test - Don't Ignite

(Captain Infinity)

Subject:      Re: test - don't ignite
Date:         Wed, 10 May 2000 13:52:06 GMT
From:         Infinity@world.com (Captain Infinity)
Organization: http://world.std.com/~Infinity
Newsgroups:   alt.fan.tom-servo
Message-ID:   <391b672d.1002839@news-f.std.com>

Once Upon A Time,
In article <8fbk6e$rob$1@nnrp1.deja.com>
thewitch2020@my-deja.com wrote:

>Eyes on your own paper.  Spelling and neatness count.
>NO TALKING!  And I mean you, Mr. Hole.

But he was talkin' 'bout SHAFT!

>This test has been brought to you by:
>FERRETS!  Lots of 'em!

I had a dream last night that my ferret had gotten into my sleeping bag,
and I was sorely afeared, until I realized that I don't own a sleeping bag!
But then I realized I don't own a ferret!  Then suddenly I was standing
naked in front of the entire school auditorium and I was giving a speech
about the famous songwriter Lionel Poindexter, but what nobody knew was
that Lionel Poindexter was only a character on one episode of the Partridge
Family (the one that guest starred Bobby Sherman, but Sherman didn't play
Lionel Poindexter) so nobody understood the speech and they all laughed and
laughed and laughed at me and I thought it was because I was naked, as
usual, but it was really because the ballpoint pen that I had been chewing
on in third period had leaked ink into my mouth and my tongue was all blue.
Then Sigmund Freud appeared in a puff of bilious grellow smoke and whacked
me on the head with a cigar, and then he disowned me.  And I died poor and
psychotic.  THE ENF!

Captain Infinity
 ...this is what happens when you test me before I've had my morning coffee

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